Your best POF/ OKC online opener!

[nismo-4]

What is your best POF/ OKC online opener that you use? After all, we gotta do the pursuing!

 

[Maximus Rex]

Never Fails

"You come here. Imma tell you what. Uh...like ya...and I want cha...and uh...uh, we can do this this the easy way or the hard way. So the choice is yours, right?" And it's always "Yes."

 

[InnerHappiness]

\I've told too many about this, but try it if you'd like:

Congratulations! This message entitles you to a scintillating conversation, uncontrollable laughter and (1) free drink. Respond now as this offer is only good for a limited time.

Keep up the good work you adorable, heavenly blessed lil cutie!

Ciao and I hope you have a great night =)

Edit: you already implied the meetup and those that respond are very willing to grab a drink with you. Follow the Naughty Ninja method after this and you are golden.
NN method:

hey I'm SSUAVER how is this this site treating you so far?


I hear you, no shame right

I'm not here much anymore, leave me your number and I'll text you sometime.

NaughtyNinja, sometimes I don't like you, but you have helped ,e to get laid. bittersweet relationship.

By the way.


Maximus Rex willl NEVER help you to get laid. He does not coime off as the type of guy tht can get attractive women. My observation. prove me otherwise M_R

 

[HumbleNinja]

\I've told too many about this, but try it if you'd like:

Congratulations! This message entitles you to a scintillating conversation, uncontrollable laughter and (1) free drink. Respond now as this offer is only good for a limited time.

Keep up the good work you adorable, heavenly blessed lil cutie!

Ciao and I hope you have a great night =)

Edit: you already implied the meetup and those that respond are very willing to grab a drink with you. Follow the Naughty Ninja method after this and you are golden.
NN method:

hey I'm SSUAVER how is this this site treating you so far?


I hear you, no shame right

I'm not here much anymore, leave me your number and I'll text you sometime.

NaughtyNinja, sometimes I don't like you, but you have helped ,e to get laid. bittersweet relationship.

By the way.


Maximus Rex willl NEVER help you to get laid. He does not coime off as the type of guy tht can get attractive women. My observation. prove me otherwise M_R

I treat POF like I treat this site. I could care less who likes me or not who negs me or not either. I don't and could care less to report anyone on POF same as I could care less if someone negged me on here. It's literally like just fvcking around and not something I worry about.

It took me all of three minutes to get a pretty damn cute chick for Omerta using a changed up old POF opener I was using last night. (The silly little penguin one I changed up.)

1) I literally spam an opener to a few of the BEST looking I can find.

Once they respond I respond to what they responded ALONG with:

2) So how's the site been treating you so far? (your real name) =) (<<Smiley. Chicks love the retarded sh1t as g@y as it seems.)

**As soon as they respond to how the site is I don't go any further with any other BS. Time to sht or get off the pot. All other BS can be done on the phone or text along with setting up a meet.

3) Oh I hear you. lol. Nice to meet you (chick) I'm not on here much. Pretty busy these days. Give me your number and I'll text you mine in a few. (your real name) =)


It takes three messages for me to send and three for them. Sometimes even less if I feel like condensing things.

They either give their number or they don't and are looking for chat buddies. F that. I do not care how the chick looks. No matter how good looking (and yes I've spammed a few from Omertas POF in Canada and there were some pretty damn good looking chicks) if they don't respond nor give the number...no time to waste I'm immediately spamming the next.

Thing is you don't want to overload with too many numbers as it gets overwhelming speaking to a bunch of chicks and not wanting one to call if you're with another etc. So it's best to get groups of three. Guage interest in text and on the phone. If they suck spam a few more and get three numbers so you get small groups to work with instead of having too many and maybe losing out on some good lookig prospects by having too many and not being able to keep up with things.


Nismo as far as openers the mom one I made up is good for a certain age. A lot will respond but if you're past a certain age POF chicks take things too literally and don't get jokes. So it's best for mid twenties dudes.

The "Congratualtions" works on almost all chicks of all ages. So long as they like your looks.

It's LOOKS first. The unique humorous openers get them to respond even more. Though if you are God looking you could pretty much open them with ANYTHING and they don't give a sht. Seriously.



Bukowski Merit needs to post in here the Meet Me macro. I never did it but spammed by just slamming yes to anyone and everyone (chicks) and in two weeks now three three hundred and seventy eight chicks viewed me. I'd gotten off that alone about 25 first messages without even sending a copy and paste message. And my pics are crap. All selfies in the bathroom. lmao.



For a headline use a short popular new movie quote. Or for a username a popular character that all chicks like (Like Loki). Or even a popular song title. ANYTHING to have them check your profile out first and remember you.

If you have a "universal" popular movie/song title quote headline and a good character username etc. It makes you stand out more than lame headlines overused ones and boring forgettable usernames.

 

[user name]

hi.

 

[InnerHappiness]

I remember bukowski posting a long while back with his photo. He reminded me of Brad Pitt from Fight Club. I'm sure he has no problems getting laid, but I would not follow his tips and tricks.

The average guy like me, I get 7-8's once in a while. Your standards begin to drop when you use online dating as the primary source for intimacy. I had my run, but I could do much better with real life interactions. So can you. NEVER sell yourself short.

 

[Maximus Rex]

You Strike Rex as a Faggot ***** Made Muthaf*cka

Maximus Rex willl NEVER help you to get laid.

At this point in time, all I can tell a mutha****a is WHAT NOT to do. All of my success lies in the fact that I've done in what others have proven to work.

He does not coime off as the type of guy tht can get attractive women. My observation.

That right there deserves one of those red flag bullet points under your user name, potna. Obviously you have the same f*cking problem because your b*tch ass wouldn't here now, would you? You're the type of hatin' ass mutaf*cka that would question the veracity of pictures of a dude that did have photographs of himself with hot chicks. Rex could have pictures of himself engaged in menage action with Kate Upton and Sanaa Lathan, the question would be, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE? F*CKIN' FAG!

prove me otherwise M_R

Rex posts pictures of himself for the purpose of motivational tools to those that have doubts about themselves and those that question PUA strategy and tactics. The idea to is to plant in a guy's head, "Well damn, if he can do it, then I can do it to." Rex has nothing to prove to anybody on this body, lest of all to you sir. You can now resume that vacuuous and lonely existence that you mistaken as a life.

 

[InnerHappiness]

At this point in time, all I can tell a mutha****a is WHAT NOT to do. All of my success lies in the fact that I've done in what others have proven to work.



That right there deserves one of those red flag bullet points under your user name, potna. Obviously you have the same f*cking problem because your b*tch ass wouldn't here now, would you? You're the type of hatin' ass mutaf*cka that would question the veracity of pictures of a dude that did have photographs of himself with hot chicks. Rex could have pictures of himself engaged in menage action with Kate Upton and Sanaa Lathan, the question would be, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE? F*CKIN' FAG!

What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little b!tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Online Dating 101 taught by NaughtyNinja, and I’ve been involved in numerous awkward situations, and I have over 300 confirmed number closes. I am trained in spotting fatties and I’m the top whale banger in my area. You are nothing to me but just another WoW Cheetoh. I will wipe you the fvck out with used condoms the likes of which has never been seen before in a gay parade, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh!t to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my humpback whale pics and your d!ck will be soft as fvck so prepare for some viagra, maggot. You’re fvcking dead to me, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jizz on HB5's in 700 different ways, and that’s just with my bare standards. Not only am I extensively trained in poor judgement, but I have access to the entire arsenal of BevMo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable jizz off the face of the continent, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fvcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will jizz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fvcking dead to me, Rex.

 

[HumbleNinja]

What is your best POF/ OKC online opener that you use? After all, we gotta do the pursuing!

I made up a new idiotic message which as g@y as it sounds gets chicks to reply like crazy. Just reply back to whatever they respond along with:

So how's POF going for you so far? How was your weekend/ week?


Idiotic opener to copy and paste then spam to chicks below(the turns into a devil with a pitchfork emoticon on POF):


(\__/)
(='.'=) < Help!
(")_(")

Reply to this message with scintillating conversation or the Bunny gets it. It's up to you to be a Super Heroine or else...Bye Bye Bunny =O...

 

[Maximus Rex]

What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little b!tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Online Dating 101 taught by NaughtyNinja, and I’ve been involved in numerous awkward situations, and I have over 300 confirmed number closes. I am trained in spotting fatties and I’m the top whale banger in my area. You are nothing to me but just another WoW Cheetoh. I will wipe you the fvck out with used condoms the likes of which has never been seen before in a gay parade, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh!t to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my humpback whale pics and your d!ck will be soft as fvck so prepare for some viagra, maggot. You’re fvcking dead to me, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jizz on HB5's in 700 different ways, and that’s just with my bare standards. Not only am I extensively trained in poor judgement, but I have access to the entire arsenal of BevMo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable jizz off the face of the continent, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fvcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will jizz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fvcking dead to me, Rex.

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[bukowski_merit]

I remember bukowski posting a long while back with his photo. He reminded me of Brad Pitt from Fight Club. I'm sure he has no problems getting laid, but I would not follow his tips and tricks.

I hope you mean my body is like Brad Pitt in fight club? (and it's really not, I'm about 9-10% bf, he was closer to 6-7%; which does make a huge difference.)

Looks wise, I doubt any woman would ever consider me Brad Pitt hot. I'm not ugly, but I also wouldn't advise an ugly person to do online dating (hint: most guys aren't ugly.)

For reference this is me


A few tips I give to just about everyone is:
1) Work on taking great pictures.
2) Workout and eat right. Get a nice body. Show it off (I am currently NOT doing this in my POF profile.)
3) Be different from the rest. Be interesting. Have a personality.


In the last few years, I've worked with 30 or so guys on their profiles and their interactions with women. The biggest issue guys have online is not 1&2 - it's #3.

Most guys online are bland and boring; walking on eggshells full of desire for the woman. They morph into what they think women want based on what women say in their profile. In return: They share a hive mind with the other 95% of men doing it that way. Bland and boring.

Fvck having a fvcking resume for a profile. Fvck nicing your way into a girls panties. Be a personality; a persona. A motherfvcker!

If you're not getting messages about how interesting or funny or even weird your profile is - you're doing something wrong.




Now, how is this information not going to help "average" guys?

If they put it into place; they will be better off than if they don't do these 3 things.



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Bukowski Merit needs to post in here the Meet Me macro. I never did it but spammed by just slamming yes to anyone and everyone (chicks) and in two weeks now three three hundred and seventy eight chicks viewed me. I'd gotten off that alone about 25 first messages without even sending a copy and paste message. And my pics are crap. All selfies in the bathroom. lmao.

Just download an auto clicker (google it; one for a game called "runescape" should come up; it works fine for this and is free.)

Set it to auto click about every 3-5 seconds. Then log into POF and go to the meet me section and put the mouse over "YES" to everyone; then turn the auto clicker on.

Do this before bed and when you wake up you should see a massive increase in views and in messages.

I don't do this though; primiarly because of the tons of emails from fatties/uglies you will get using this. The first time I did this - I got about 30 emails the next day; 28 of them were unbangable and sad. Don't expect much better; but ... you can try...

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As far as the OP:

I only do canned openers and spamming when trying out Ninja's stuff.

The rest of the time - I'll use predesigned lines (that i have in my head) that i use for different pics she might have, different headlines, different first date ideas.... Long about me... Short about me... Etc.

I do this primairly because I only message 20-30 women a week (i also get about 5 messages opening me a week).

 

[HedoRick]

X2 on the old NN "how has the site been treating you" transition line. It is absolutely killer, and the chicks always react the same way, b+tchin about how lame/creepy the guys are on the site.

Ninja's advice on spinning three numbers a week is solid as well. I've gotten greedy and collected too many numbers from a carpet bombing session. The problem with this is you need lots of spare time to hang out with all these chicks. I have lots of things going on in my life, like dance class, hanging out with friends, and fishing trips. I don't have the time to schedule them all in right away. Online chicks are getting hit up by hundreds of thirsty dudes a week. If you cannot meet up with them right away, many decide to drop out. So if you have lots of free time during the week, massive number collection may be useful. If you have much of a life, keep it to just a few per week. And be ready to pull the trigger quickly when these chicks want to hang out.

 

[InnerHappiness]

I hope you mean my body is like Brad Pitt in fight club? (and it's really not, I'm about 9-10% bf, he was closer to 6-7%; which does make a huge difference.)

Looks wise, I doubt any woman would ever consider me Brad Pitt hot. I'm not ugly, but I also wouldn't advise an ugly person to do online dating (hint: most guys aren't ugly.)

For reference this is me


A few tips I give to just about everyone is:
1) Work on taking great pictures.
2) Workout and eat right. Get a nice body. Show it off (I am currently NOT doing this in my POF profile.)
3) Be different from the rest. Be interesting. Have a personality.


In the last few years, I've worked with 30 or so guys on their profiles and their interactions with women. The biggest issue guys have online is not 1&2 - it's #3.

Most guys online are bland and boring; walking on eggshells full of desire for the woman. They morph into what they think women want based on what women say in their profile. In return: They share a hive mind with the other 95% of men doing it that way. Bland and boring.

Fvck having a fvcking resume for a profile. Fvck nicing your way into a girls panties. Be a personality; a persona. A motherfvcker!

If you're not getting messages about how interesting or funny or even weird your profile is - you're doing something wrong.




Now, how is this information not going to help "average" guys?

If they put it into place; they will be better off than if they don't do these 3 things.



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Just download an auto clicker (google it; one for a game called "runescape" should come up; it works fine for this and is free.)

Set it to auto click about every 3-5 seconds. Then log into POF and go to the meet me section and put the mouse over "YES" to everyone; then turn the auto clicker on.

Do this before bed and when you wake up you should see a massive increase in views and in messages.

I don't do this though; primiarly because of the tons of emails from fatties/uglies you will get using this. The first time I did this - I got about 30 emails the next day; 28 of them were unbangable and sad. Don't expect much better; but ... you can try...

---

As far as the OP:

I only do canned openers and spamming when trying out Ninja's stuff.

The rest of the time - I'll use predesigned lines (that i have in my head) that i use for different pics she might have, different headlines, different first date ideas.... Long about me... Short about me... Etc.

I do this primairly because I only message 20-30 women a week (i also get about 5 messages opening me a week).

I've used the Mouse Free Autoclicker, setting it to 2 seconds. Not sure about you but, for me, I've gotten HB 5 and below. Sometimes an HB7 and one time a chick in a wheelchair. Granted, I pulled an HB 8 doing so and she was a plate for about 2 months.

I will say that POF is a c0ckblock. Your account will get "disabled" meaning that your messages will not go through if you have 'spammed.' OKC was my bread and butter, pay 20 bucks to increase your mailbox size from 300 messages to 5000 and run with it. Women will give 2 sh!ts about your message as long as you have a good picture and profile. They are shallow, but who can blame them if good looking dudes are settling for less. Average guys on dating sites get the sh!t end, and yes, there are people that post fake men and women profiles. You're wasting your time and efforts. That's why online dating is beta game. I've has success, but those come far and few in between. Maybe I'm not bless with good looks, unfortunately.

If you are successful with online dating, maybe you should step into the real world. Test you actual game, instead of relying on good looks.

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[papawapa]

Ive had great success getting numbers with this line once some rrapport has been established...

So (her name) I have a confession to make. I am a total texting addict. Sent like 3,333 in the last week. Can I have your number so I can indulge my addiction?

 

[zinc4]

This one is great for getting replies:

You viewed my profile without saying hi? I call BS

if she says no i didn't view your profile...which is rare in my experience, then you say ok, your loss...i pulled a number and date from this procedure with one the other day...

But usually, she will probably say something like oh hi or sorry hi or lol hi there ............then just keep it flirty from there and number close soon as always....

 

[Albatross953]

I've done the "caught you looking" thing. I also do this "what should our cover story be" where I make crazy suggestions on where we met.

Honestly, the best policy for me is have good text, great pics and add two inches to my height. And then screen don't settle. I've gotten a couple really good plates by doing nothing.
Patience has paid off for me, even if I'm on here *****in about the site.

 

[HumbleNinja]

Here's what a typical Plenty of Fishtards wedding vows *Pending a soon to follow divorce if any ever reached past their one night stands would sound like:

Her: I met my husband on POF. I loved his Tattoo's, his six pack, being over at least 6ft, full head of hair, possible steroid abuse, his photogenics, and the thought that he is one of the "real men" on this site who score the most with other women on the site! I gave him my instagram, FB, and twitter accounts to make sure the "real man" in the picture was him. (Not my three other dating site profiles!) I vow to keep my dating profiles hidden (maybe) till after our divorce and then continue looking for the "one".

Him: I met my wifey on POF as I never bothered to read her profile due to the fact I really showed genuine interest in her posing with her puppies hanging out, lying provocatively, in her bikini pics, and in her twerking poses showing her azz crack. I already realize it contained the subliminal hints for a ONS by having the following buzzwords: I like to have "fun", I'm "adventurous", "Don't email me with your shirt off", "tired of the bar scene", Players leave me alone", "I am NOT looking for a ONS, NO SEX". I vow to restrain myself from emailing other women with the same buzzwords till at least several days before the honeymoon where I will email other women in hopes of scoring some for my bachelor party or a threesome.

 

[JohnChops]

heres a few good ones i use;

listen tubby lumpkinz get your fvcking vagina on top of my penis and letts getttt this partay started

are you a whale? quick let me get you some water before you drown! (100% success rate)

tits or GTFO (must be bold looking to pull disss off)

seriously, nismo why the hell are you using POF? get off that trash and meet some quality women.

 

[Big Nuts]

"Cute


I'm XXXX"


That's it. Well written profile and above average looks does the rest.

 

[captain55]

What is your best POF/ OKC online opener that you use? After all, we gotta do the pursuing!

**** both of them, online dating is putting yourself in a position to fail.

go out to clubs and meet people. No wondering if she looks like her picture, no arranging a date, you got tons of *****es drunk right in front of you.

online dating is something to **** with on a Tuesday night when you have nothing to do....but really, don't put much effort or thought into it.