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What is your best POF/ OKC online opener that you use? After all, we gotta do the pursuing!
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InnerHappiness said:\I've told too many about this, but try it if you'd like:
Congratulations! This message entitles you to a scintillating conversation, uncontrollable laughter and (1) free drink. Respond now as this offer is only good for a limited time.
Keep up the good work you adorable, heavenly blessed lil cutie!
Ciao and I hope you have a great night =)
Edit: you already implied the meetup and those that respond are very willing to grab a drink with you. Follow the Naughty Ninja method after this and you are golden.
NN method:
hey I'm SSUAVER how is this this site treating you so far?
I hear you, no shame right
I'm not here much anymore, leave me your number and I'll text you sometime.
NaughtyNinja, sometimes I don't like you, but you have helped ,e to get laid. bittersweet relationship.
By the way.
Maximus Rex willl NEVER help you to get laid. He does not coime off as the type of guy tht can get attractive women. My observation. prove me otherwise M_R
At this point in time, all I can tell a mutha****a is WHAT NOT to do. All of my success lies in the fact that I've done in what others have proven to work.InnerHappiness said:Maximus Rex willl NEVER help you to get laid.
That right there deserves one of those red flag bullet points under your user name, potna. Obviously you have the same f*cking problem because your b*tch ass wouldn't here now, would you? You're the type of hatin' ass mutaf*cka that would question the veracity of pictures of a dude that did have photographs of himself with hot chicks. Rex could have pictures of himself engaged in menage action with Kate Upton and Sanaa Lathan, the question would be, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE? F*CKIN' FAG!He does not coime off as the type of guy tht can get attractive women. My observation.
Rex posts pictures of himself for the purpose of motivational tools to those that have doubts about themselves and those that question PUA strategy and tactics. The idea to is to plant in a guy's head, "Well damn, if he can do it, then I can do it to." Rex has nothing to prove to anybody on this body, lest of all to you sir. You can now resume that vacuuous and lonely existence that you mistaken as a life.prove me otherwise M_R
What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little b!tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Online Dating 101 taught by NaughtyNinja, and I’ve been involved in numerous awkward situations, and I have over 300 confirmed number closes. I am trained in spotting fatties and I’m the top whale banger in my area. You are nothing to me but just another WoW Cheetoh. I will wipe you the fvck out with used condoms the likes of which has never been seen before in a gay parade, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh!t to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my humpback whale pics and your d!ck will be soft as fvck so prepare for some viagra, maggot. You’re fvcking dead to me, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jizz on HB5's in 700 different ways, and that’s just with my bare standards. Not only am I extensively trained in poor judgement, but I have access to the entire arsenal of BevMo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable jizz off the face of the continent, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fvcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will jizz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fvcking dead to me, Rex.Maximus Rex said:At this point in time, all I can tell a mutha****a is WHAT NOT to do. All of my success lies in the fact that I've done in what others have proven to work.
That right there deserves one of those red flag bullet points under your user name, potna. Obviously you have the same f*cking problem because your b*tch ass wouldn't here now, would you? You're the type of hatin' ass mutaf*cka that would question the veracity of pictures of a dude that did have photographs of himself with hot chicks. Rex could have pictures of himself engaged in menage action with Kate Upton and Sanaa Lathan, the question would be, HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP YOU IN YOUR LIFE? F*CKIN' FAG!
I made up a new idiotic message which as g@y as it sounds gets chicks to reply like crazy. Just reply back to whatever they respond along with:nismo-4 said:What is your best POF/ OKC online opener that you use? After all, we gotta do the pursuing!
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4vhu9MuV61qj3ir1.jpgInnerHappiness said:What the fvck did you just fvcking say about me, you little b!tch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Online Dating 101 taught by NaughtyNinja, and I’ve been involved in numerous awkward situations, and I have over 300 confirmed number closes. I am trained in spotting fatties and I’m the top whale banger in my area. You are nothing to me but just another WoW Cheetoh. I will wipe you the fvck out with used condoms the likes of which has never been seen before in a gay parade, mark my fvcking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh!t to me over the Internet? Think again, fvcker. As we speak I am contacting my humpback whale pics and your d!ck will be soft as fvck so prepare for some viagra, maggot. You’re fvcking dead to me, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can jizz on HB5's in 700 different ways, and that’s just with my bare standards. Not only am I extensively trained in poor judgement, but I have access to the entire arsenal of BevMo and I will use it to its full extent to wipe my miserable jizz off the face of the continent, you little sh!t. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fvcking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will jizz fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fvcking dead to me, Rex.
I hope you mean my body is like Brad Pitt in fight club? (and it's really not, I'm about 9-10% bf, he was closer to 6-7%; which does make a huge difference.)InnerHappiness said:I remember bukowski posting a long while back with his photo. He reminded me of Brad Pitt from Fight Club. I'm sure he has no problems getting laid, but I would not follow his tips and tricks.
Just download an auto clicker (google it; one for a game called "runescape" should come up; it works fine for this and is free.)Naughty said:Bukowski Merit needs to post in here the Meet Me macro. I never did it but spammed by just slamming yes to anyone and everyone (chicks) and in two weeks now three three hundred and seventy eight chicks viewed me. I'd gotten off that alone about 25 first messages without even sending a copy and paste message. And my pics are crap. All selfies in the bathroom. lmao.
I've used the Mouse Free Autoclicker, setting it to 2 seconds. Not sure about you but, for me, I've gotten HB 5 and below. Sometimes an HB7 and one time a chick in a wheelchair. Granted, I pulled an HB 8 doing so and she was a plate for about 2 months.bukowski_merit said:I hope you mean my body is like Brad Pitt in fight club? (and it's really not, I'm about 9-10% bf, he was closer to 6-7%; which does make a huge difference.)
Looks wise, I doubt any woman would ever consider me Brad Pitt hot. I'm not ugly, but I also wouldn't advise an ugly person to do online dating (hint: most guys aren't ugly.)
For reference this is me
A few tips I give to just about everyone is:
1) Work on taking great pictures.
2) Workout and eat right. Get a nice body. Show it off (I am currently NOT doing this in my POF profile.)
3) Be different from the rest. Be interesting. Have a personality.
In the last few years, I've worked with 30 or so guys on their profiles and their interactions with women. The biggest issue guys have online is not 1&2 - it's #3.
Most guys online are bland and boring; walking on eggshells full of desire for the woman. They morph into what they think women want based on what women say in their profile. In return: They share a hive mind with the other 95% of men doing it that way. Bland and boring.
Fvck having a fvcking resume for a profile. Fvck nicing your way into a girls panties. Be a personality; a persona. A motherfvcker!
If you're not getting messages about how interesting or funny or even weird your profile is - you're doing something wrong.
Now, how is this information not going to help "average" guys?
If they put it into place; they will be better off than if they don't do these 3 things.
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Just download an auto clicker (google it; one for a game called "runescape" should come up; it works fine for this and is free.)
Set it to auto click about every 3-5 seconds. Then log into POF and go to the meet me section and put the mouse over "YES" to everyone; then turn the auto clicker on.
Do this before bed and when you wake up you should see a massive increase in views and in messages.
I don't do this though; primiarly because of the tons of emails from fatties/uglies you will get using this. The first time I did this - I got about 30 emails the next day; 28 of them were unbangable and sad. Don't expect much better; but ... you can try...
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As far as the OP:
I only do canned openers and spamming when trying out Ninja's stuff.
The rest of the time - I'll use predesigned lines (that i have in my head) that i use for different pics she might have, different headlines, different first date ideas.... Long about me... Short about me... Etc.
I do this primairly because I only message 20-30 women a week (i also get about 5 messages opening me a week).
**** both of them, online dating is putting yourself in a position to fail.nismo-4 said:What is your best POF/ OKC online opener that you use? After all, we gotta do the pursuing!