Your Best Online/Text Exchange

[member160292]

Going back to online dating again and pulled up some exchanges from a couple years back. I thought could use some pointers from here to get back in the game.

Boldest for me by far, without even meeting her yet....


Obvious come on that was missed.....or dodged a bullet?


Let's go!

 

[Steno]

I try to get the number within the first 3-5 messages and make it clear that i want to take her out (thats usually the reason I use to get her #). I save the fluff and rapport building talk for when I get the number, women get too many messages and distractions on these apps so its best to move super fast.

 

[Murk]

I’ve deleted all my OLD apps, regardless how it starts, it all ends the same

 

[Hamurabimbi]

From Tinder. Her game was better than mine.

 

[member160292]

 

[Murk]

OMG @Murk, that exchange was hilarious!

And a special lol for your response to her asking if you enjoyed the other night.

"Not really."

Priceless!

Where do you find these women anyway? Unbelievable.

Plenty of fish that one

I only behave like that to the nutjobs

 

[Travel memoir21]

Back when AOL was around in the early 2000s, I would go into these chatrooms.

Instant messaged up with some chick and it led to Cyber sex lol….it was weird. Now that I think about it, those were the days though when the internet was actually a resourceful tool not an obsession like today.

AOL was pretty cool in its prime, my friends would instant message each other during the middle of the night and we’d have fun conversations. Then you had gaming websites and chatrooms that I frequent after school. Good times.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Since we're having fun with these...I keep a folder with funny texts I've received over the years, I'm sure I'm not the only one that does...

 

[Murk]

Back when AOL was around in the early 2000s, I would go into these chatrooms.

Instant messaged up with some chick and it led to Cyber sex lol….it was weird. Now that I think about it, those were the days though when the internet was actually a resourceful tool not an obsession like today.

AOL was pretty cool in its prime, my friends would instant message each other during the middle of the night and we’d have fun conversations. Then you had gaming websites and chatrooms that I frequent after school. Good times.

I had my first cyber sex at 13 with a 15 year old over chu chu rocket on Dreamcast, better times.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

I assume on the second conversation, she was projecting what she was feeling?

Different people. The first was a gal I hooked up with a couple years ago, smashed that for a good long time out the gate I was 48 she was 30, didn’t last long I think I saw her one other time, and it was maybe an hour, despite being young she struggled to keep up no matter what. Ahh well.

The second was a plate that caught feels, we were openly in a fwb situation it’s where I decided that if a chick is openly banging others but seeing me too (despite me doing the same), it wasn’t for me. I force one sided monogamy through my actions not words, it’s an arsehole move and I know it, intrinsically unfair but I can, so I do.

 

[2Rocky]

http://instagr.am/p/Cdsm5gBFL-2/

 

[Bokanovsky]

Instant messaged up with some chick and it led to Cyber sex lol….it was weird. Now that I think about it, those were the days though when the internet was actually a resourceful tool not an obsession like today.

Hate to break it to you, but chances are you weren't cybersexing with chicks...lol.

 

[bat soup]

Hate to break it to you, but chances are you weren't cybersexing with chicks...lol.

Hopefully it was at least a tranny.