Sasha
Don Juan
You know that chick you allways look at and think how you would approach her? Well .. how would you?
Gimme you BEST approach you can think of!
Gimme you BEST approach you can think of!
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Your best fantasy move!
- Thread starter Sasha
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Sasha
Don Juan
no time for smart answers,
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
Walk on over, take her in a romantic hollywood embrace "Gimme some Sugar Baby." and smooch her socks off.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
walk over, grab her by the hair, drop her down to my knees.....
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Sasha
Don Juan
maybe I should have writen "realistic fantasy"
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
realistic+fantasy = oxymoron
does not work
does not work
squirrels
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Spinning clothesline, then fvck her while she's unconscious. Spell out my name in semen on her blouse and take pictures to show all her co-workers.Originally posted by Sasha
You know that chick you allways look at and think how you would approach her? Well .. how would you?
Gimme you BEST approach you can think of!
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Hand her a $5 bill and ask her for a drink....
"I don't even work here" she says
"I know you don't" I reply.
"So why'd you give it to me?" she asks
"How else would I get you away from all those other guys?" I ask with a ****y grin.....
p.s. Forgive me will smith
"I don't even work here" she says
"I know you don't" I reply.
"So why'd you give it to me?" she asks
"How else would I get you away from all those other guys?" I ask with a ****y grin.....
p.s. Forgive me will smith
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
*applause*
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
That was a GREAT MOVE.Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Hand her a $5 bill and ask her for a drink....
"I don't even work here" she says
"I know you don't" I reply.
"So why'd you give it to me?" she asks
"How else would I get you away from all those other guys?" I ask with a ****y grin.....
p.s. Forgive me will smith
i've always had this thing, where a hott girl would come up to me or be talking to me and then she would say, fu*k me right now.. i always wondered what i would do if that would happen.
until it did.. and i did nothing, because i was a "good guy" and didn't wanna seize the moment of a HB8 that was drunk as hell hittin on me askin me to give it to her hard. she even tried to drag me outside into the parking lot at this party.. *cries*
until it did.. and i did nothing, because i was a "good guy" and didn't wanna seize the moment of a HB8 that was drunk as hell hittin on me askin me to give it to her hard. she even tried to drag me outside into the parking lot at this party.. *cries*
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
.....and you don't feel the least bit embarassed telling everyone this?
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
it's all good, you learn from your mistakes....Originally posted by christz
no, because now its a story that i laugh about, happend last halloween SO, you live and learn