Sasha
Don Juan
You know that chick you allways look at and think how you would approach her? Well .. how would you?
Gimme you BEST approach you can think of!
Gimme you BEST approach you can think of!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Your best fantasy move!
- Thread starter Sasha
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Sasha
Don Juan
no time for smart answers,
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
Walk on over, take her in a romantic hollywood embrace "Gimme some Sugar Baby." and smooch her socks off.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
walk over, grab her by the hair, drop her down to my knees.....
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Sasha
Don Juan
maybe I should have writen "realistic fantasy"
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
realistic+fantasy = oxymoron
does not work
does not work
squirrels
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Spinning clothesline, then fvck her while she's unconscious. Spell out my name in semen on her blouse and take pictures to show all her co-workers.Originally posted by Sasha
You know that chick you allways look at and think how you would approach her? Well .. how would you?
Gimme you BEST approach you can think of!
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
Hand her a $5 bill and ask her for a drink....
"I don't even work here" she says
"I know you don't" I reply.
"So why'd you give it to me?" she asks
"How else would I get you away from all those other guys?" I ask with a ****y grin.....
p.s. Forgive me will smith
"I don't even work here" she says
"I know you don't" I reply.
"So why'd you give it to me?" she asks
"How else would I get you away from all those other guys?" I ask with a ****y grin.....
p.s. Forgive me will smith
MidnightResistance
Senior Don Juan
*applause*
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
That was a GREAT MOVE.Originally posted by DJ_in_making
Hand her a $5 bill and ask her for a drink....
"I don't even work here" she says
"I know you don't" I reply.
"So why'd you give it to me?" she asks
"How else would I get you away from all those other guys?" I ask with a ****y grin.....
p.s. Forgive me will smith
i've always had this thing, where a hott girl would come up to me or be talking to me and then she would say, fu*k me right now.. i always wondered what i would do if that would happen.
until it did.. and i did nothing, because i was a "good guy" and didn't wanna seize the moment of a HB8 that was drunk as hell hittin on me askin me to give it to her hard. she even tried to drag me outside into the parking lot at this party.. *cries*
until it did.. and i did nothing, because i was a "good guy" and didn't wanna seize the moment of a HB8 that was drunk as hell hittin on me askin me to give it to her hard. she even tried to drag me outside into the parking lot at this party.. *cries*
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
.....and you don't feel the least bit embarassed telling everyone this?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
DJ_in_making
Master Don Juan
it's all good, you learn from your mistakes....Originally posted by christz
no, because now its a story that i laugh about, happend last halloween SO, you live and learn