avrilishot
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I kinda agree I admit im kinda a nerd.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
No. Not in my case. Please speak for yourself.
I'll tell you how I got here:
I never got why I always ended up with the lessest or no girl in my group of friends (even though I always had a good time when I'd go out) so I thought it would be good to improve this part of my life. I got on the mailbag of DYD (David D.) and found it very interesting stuff and decided to google for more stuff of him. And pop there was this forum.
And now I visit it cause I like to read experiences of other people and cause you can hear some funny stories etc. which I can use to my advantage.
And it's also really fun to laugh of all these idiots who post while being really frustrated. This dude was so frustrated he couldn't even type a proper topic title :crackup:
Re: Re: Re: You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!
do i show my pic so then i'm able to credibly give advice? -because my pic would matter so much for that.
and risk someone i know coming here and giving out many details they know about my life?
talk to "CLOONEY" for example. happened to him.
yeah its a dilema isn't it.
do i show my pic so then i'm able to credibly give advice? -because my pic would matter so much for that.
and risk someone i know coming here and giving out many details they know about my life?
talk to "CLOONEY" for example. happened to him.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I found these links posted by Dark Haired Alpha;
DrBeard Looks Like A Pigeon
DrBeard Plays Tiger Game
DrBeard Talks to a Girl
DrBeard Grows Some Balls
DrBeard As A Bad Boy
DrBeard Goes To A Resturant
Also;
DrBeard And Friends Big Party
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Its a whole fukin storybook, this should be put into the DJ bible
DrBeard Looks Like A Pigeon
DrBeard Plays Tiger Game
DrBeard Talks to a Girl
DrBeard Grows Some Balls
DrBeard As A Bad Boy
DrBeard Goes To A Resturant
Also;
DrBeard And Friends Big Party
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Its a whole fukin storybook, this should be put into the DJ bible
WTF... is this guy for real ? if we are so called nerds then u are deffenetly a FREAK and not the good kind.... WhAt the **** is up with the tiger game....
If u dont like it in this forum then dont come here, getting bent over by a few remarks isent very mature either... Grab some balls and get ur life together and forget about the hole tiger game ****... ,that was a really disturbing image, An dont go around talking to girls about reletive dieing and then wanting to mack with them.....
And dont putt two fruits in your pants and pretend that theyr ur balls......
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
diablo
Master Don Juan
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