avrilishot
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I kinda agree I admit im kinda a nerd.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
No. Not in my case. Please speak for yourself.
I'll tell you how I got here:
I never got why I always ended up with the lessest or no girl in my group of friends (even though I always had a good time when I'd go out) so I thought it would be good to improve this part of my life. I got on the mailbag of DYD (David D.) and found it very interesting stuff and decided to google for more stuff of him. And pop there was this forum.
And now I visit it cause I like to read experiences of other people and cause you can hear some funny stories etc. which I can use to my advantage.
And it's also really fun to laugh of all these idiots who post while being really frustrated. This dude was so frustrated he couldn't even type a proper topic title :crackup:
Re: Re: Re: You r all wankers + the only shag u get is wiv ur hand!
do i show my pic so then i'm able to credibly give advice? -because my pic would matter so much for that.
and risk someone i know coming here and giving out many details they know about my life?
talk to "CLOONEY" for example. happened to him.
yeah its a dilema isn't it.
do i show my pic so then i'm able to credibly give advice? -because my pic would matter so much for that.
and risk someone i know coming here and giving out many details they know about my life?
talk to "CLOONEY" for example. happened to him.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I found these links posted by Dark Haired Alpha;
DrBeard Looks Like A Pigeon
DrBeard Plays Tiger Game
DrBeard Talks to a Girl
DrBeard Grows Some Balls
DrBeard As A Bad Boy
DrBeard Goes To A Resturant
Also;
DrBeard And Friends Big Party
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Its a whole fukin storybook, this should be put into the DJ bible
DrBeard Looks Like A Pigeon
DrBeard Plays Tiger Game
DrBeard Talks to a Girl
DrBeard Grows Some Balls
DrBeard As A Bad Boy
DrBeard Goes To A Resturant
Also;
DrBeard And Friends Big Party
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Its a whole fukin storybook, this should be put into the DJ bible
WTF... is this guy for real ? if we are so called nerds then u are deffenetly a FREAK and not the good kind.... WhAt the **** is up with the tiger game....
If u dont like it in this forum then dont come here, getting bent over by a few remarks isent very mature either... Grab some balls and get ur life together and forget about the hole tiger game ****... ,that was a really disturbing image, An dont go around talking to girls about reletive dieing and then wanting to mack with them.....
And dont putt two fruits in your pants and pretend that theyr ur balls......
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
diablo
Master Don Juan
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