teacha
Senior Don Juan
stop fvcking quoting me you fvcking devil-worshipper!!! :trouble:Lucifero said:Why did you go back, for satan sake, why?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
stop fvcking quoting me you fvcking devil-worshipper!!! :trouble:Lucifero said:Why did you go back, for satan sake, why?
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
:crackup:, I don't worship the Devil.teacha said:stop fvcking quoting me you fvcking devil-worshipper!!! :trouble:
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Clark Kent said:I made a thread about some girls flaking, a few hours ago. So I decided to go out to the club because I was p!ssed. So I see one of the girls who flaked, I recognised her face through a car window. Random car pulled up at outside the club that was closing, I didn't think it was her, then I walked upto the car and recognised her.
Basically, I'm in a world of sh!t. She was in some car with some black guy.
Which one is it?Clark Kent said:GUYS, I WASN'T BUTTHURT ABOUT HER FLAKING, I WAS LMAO AT THE WHOLE ORDEAL.
Clark Kent said:This dude came out the car and tries to be a white knight.
stick to your story.Clark Kent said:Oh and btw, the Black guy did see what happend, he told her to stop shouting and closed the car door on her.
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