you guys are wise and good hearted gentlemen and ladies

[Dimebag_Darrell]

I was wondering what you guys think of this poem I'm going to express to my special female friend tomorrow..

I Couldn't Afford To Buy You A Present (So I Wrote You This Song)

I couldn't afford to buy you a present so I wrote you this song
I want all the lovers of the world to help me sing along
I'm only a simple man; I never made much money
But I've got a wealth of love to share with you honey

When I think of an angel I think of your face
I want to make sweet love to you by the fireplace
I want to be your architect of your castle of love
I'll never take for granted my gift from above

We'll take a ride through the foliage
Watch the leaves turn orange and brown
Woman, I never thought I'd say this
But I want to settle down

I wish we were on a deserted island
Just me and you
I'd climb right up a tree
And get a coconut for you

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

or would this one be more enthralling?

I Respect Your Feelings As A Woman And A Human

I was watering my rose garden and you walked by my place
I almost ran up to you in a lustful, unsensitive haste
I almost cried cause I acted so insensitive
But I wanted you to know about the feather-soft warmth I could give

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

I'll be the pansy-growing gardener of our bouquet of love
A flower-wielding soldier with the grace of a dove
I'll love you all, heart, mind and soul, I'd never think of anything cheap
I'll read you some of my poems before you go to sleep

I respect your feelings
I respect your gender
I respect your existence
I'll always be tender
Cause I respect your feelings
As a woman and a human

 

[J-Unit]

Aww... how sweet. HAHAHA.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

thank you for your appraisal tis' very chivalrous indeed my handwritten lullabies.

 

[penkitten]

wow

 

[Nivek]

Originally posted by penkitten
wow

quoted the top for truth

and this is a joke right??

 

[California Love]

I like em, especially the first. Watch the syllables and flow at the end of the first and the beginning of the second and they'll be good.

 

[CaptainMorgan]

beautiful.....just beautiful

 

[Kidd]

Lol dimebag...

 

[Michael Chief]

...or you could just get straight to the point by cutting off your balls, putting them on a silver platter, and offering them to her saying, "Will you please take my balls? Please?"

You could write a poem or song about that.

Please take my balls
i cry every night
facing the walls
Ill be your hotdog
thrown into your hall



Funny.

 

[wavejams007]

lol, grim.

Seriously, your songs are good, but especially cuz you made them up. They are original. Will you be playing the guitar to them, or what?

 

[MetalFortress]

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/picnicoflove.html#7

http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/picnicoflove.html#2

Sorry to ruin his prank guys... wait, no I'm not. Stop being stupid, Dimebag. You should change your name, because you're embarassing the name of the late Pantera guitarist.

 

[wavejams007]

Punk'd. Dimebag, U loser.

 

[MetalFortress]

Hey, you're the one who told him that "his" songs were good

 

[Sammo]

AE

 

[wavejams007]

Metalfortress, you are right, and now I live to regret it. Grr.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

Anal C*nt rules!!

 

[Brother_Rapp]

Dimebag_Darrell

http://www.rhymezone.com/r/rhyme.cgi


And it might help to count each syllable in a line and match it up with the same number in the next line.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

no