Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
Sounds like a short, fat, bitter woman to me.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
bukowski_merit
Master Don Juan
Yes, you are correct. I make women laugh - and it works very well in making them moan a few hours later. Context of the girls relationship and mine DOES NOT MATTER. Having fun with each other is what matters.jan7519 said:
Why assume that just because we qualify women that that somehow makes us fake???? That's illogical.... which makes me think you are a woman. Your emotions own the strap-on; your logic owns the @sshole.jan7519 said:
Have you ever considered the positive?jan7519 said:
I have VERY PASSIONATE sex whenever i have sex. The women im with - i maintain some kind of relationship with (FBs or more, but never exclusive.) It lasts for years sometimes. "Love" gets thrown around. I enjoy their company; they enjoy mine. Nothing is sexier than a woman smiling a smile that i put on her face. In the end - that will make me a better lover for a woman if i ever do decide to do something as crazy as marry.jan7519 said:
I've rejected more women than i've slept with. A LOT more. But when the vibe is there - - - the passion becomes infinite.jan7519 said:
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
=VAGO=
Don Juan
15% of women send themselves flowers on valentine's , jan's obviously one of them!
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
thedude4242
Master Don Juan
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that has to be a bitter woman.
sodbuster
Master Don Juan
well, married 14 years and divorced. As long as I didn't try to please her,we had a good marriage. When I let the little things slide-big things came down the pike and we ended up getting a divorce because she was incapable of understanding I had rules that couldn't be broken.
If I'd cracked the whip a little more,maybe we'd still be married. IF I ever do it again, it will be "my way or the highway",there's the freaking DOOR!
If I'd cracked the whip a little more,maybe we'd still be married. IF I ever do it again, it will be "my way or the highway",there's the freaking DOOR!
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
Actually no,..unless guru1000 is a woman too.thedude4242 said:
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