Joe Stud
Master Don Juan
Sounds like a short, fat, bitter woman to me.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Yes, you are correct. I make women laugh - and it works very well in making them moan a few hours later. Context of the girls relationship and mine DOES NOT MATTER. Having fun with each other is what matters.jan7519 said:most of you will make the women laugh while trying to qualify.
Why assume that just because we qualify women that that somehow makes us fake???? That's illogical.... which makes me think you are a woman. Your emotions own the strap-on; your logic owns the @sshole.jan7519 said:And if you do succeeded in creating the image of someone with the capacity of qualifying, being that you are innate losers she will see it in due time.
Have you ever considered the positive?jan7519 said:Have any of you considered the negative effects of so many female partners before marriage.
I have VERY PASSIONATE sex whenever i have sex. The women im with - i maintain some kind of relationship with (FBs or more, but never exclusive.) It lasts for years sometimes. "Love" gets thrown around. I enjoy their company; they enjoy mine. Nothing is sexier than a woman smiling a smile that i put on her face. In the end - that will make me a better lover for a woman if i ever do decide to do something as crazy as marry.jan7519 said:It turns sex into nothing but a habitual exercise of "busting a nut" and leaves no room for passion and intimacy.
I've rejected more women than i've slept with. A LOT more. But when the vibe is there - - - the passion becomes infinite.jan7519 said:I am not preaching abstinence but I would have to say that a man being an easy lay does not show any sort of self restraint or self respect.
The poor guy with water bottle looks out of place...Bible_Belt said:
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
NOOOO. Please don't. The OP is probably a warpig.DJDamage said:Show us your t1ts!!
Actually no,..unless guru1000 is a woman too.thedude4242 said:that has to be a bitter woman.