AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Good! Keep it up!
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You guys are all losers!
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
SlyD4rK
Don Juan
That goes in my signature.Originally posted by AC/DC
SURPRISE! There's always some other guy. And the most confident and secure guy wins.
A-FVCKING-MEN!!!
Reall guys how many of you make a consistant and hardworking effort at this stuff??!?! Answer me honestly, Could you be doing better for yourself?
I bet about 10% would say yes (this excludes trolls and keyboard jockys)
Reall guys how many of you make a consistant and hardworking effort at this stuff??!?! Answer me honestly, Could you be doing better for yourself?
I bet about 10% would say yes (this excludes trolls and keyboard jockys)
[]D [] []V[] []D
Senior Don Juan
yo.. i dont get why u like to have so much XXX... like... what if you get AIDS or STDs...how do you avoid this.
[No im not gay]
[No im not gay]
Flabbergasped?
Master Don Juan
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Immigrant parents mean 10:30 PM bed time, or asskicking (and my dad is 6'2, 210, and used to be a pro boxer before he went into banking, so I can't do crap). Got no choice. XD
Anyway, my problem is I don't really have anything about myself that bothers me. I say the wrong thing sometimes, but I've been working on that on years and have never let up, but besides that, it doesn't bother me that I'm skinny, fugly, etc. So there's no motivation to change. I also have no initiative to date/f*ck girls. I mean, we all get horny, but my lack of gfs/sex has never really been a problem.
So yea. I don't have the usual AFC problems (lack of conversational skills, nerdiness, pimply face, etc, though I'm selfconscious about a scar I got on my eyebrow as a kid), and motivation is the issue. I've resolved to get down to business starting this summer, when I get some pimp wheels.
Anyway, my problem is I don't really have anything about myself that bothers me. I say the wrong thing sometimes, but I've been working on that on years and have never let up, but besides that, it doesn't bother me that I'm skinny, fugly, etc. So there's no motivation to change. I also have no initiative to date/f*ck girls. I mean, we all get horny, but my lack of gfs/sex has never really been a problem.
So yea. I don't have the usual AFC problems (lack of conversational skills, nerdiness, pimply face, etc, though I'm selfconscious about a scar I got on my eyebrow as a kid), and motivation is the issue. I've resolved to get down to business starting this summer, when I get some pimp wheels.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Senior Don Juan
Ever heard of russel peters?Immigrant parents mean 10:30 PM bed time, or asskicking (and my dad is 6'2, 210, and used to be a pro boxer before he went into banking, so I can't do crap). Got no choice. XD
Go through the routine...
You: "F*ck you dad!"
Him: "Whad you say to me, do i look like michael's mom?"
You: "Wow what'r u doing? If you hurt me, I'm gonna call children's aid"
Him: "OoOoOohh... let me get you the phone, tough guy~!"
You: "What? What're you doing??"
Him: "I know that if you call children's aid, it'll take them 25min to get here... in that time SOMEBODY GONNA GET A HURT REAL BAD!"
lol jks..
coolguy676767
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Great post, I am an identical point as you, but about a year behind because my transformation didnt happen until last year during my junior year and I am a senior now.
I got your aim screen name from your profile, I will hit you up with an IM sometime, cause you seem like a pretty cool guy who has is head on straight, if your not into talking just let me know.
I got your aim screen name from your profile, I will hit you up with an IM sometime, cause you seem like a pretty cool guy who has is head on straight, if your not into talking just let me know.
Hell, the only homework I have is usually Algebra 2/3. And I'm not going to waste my time on something that's 15% of my grade. lol.
I go to bed at 4, get up at 8. School starts at 8:15 here. lol.
AC/DC is right again. It's pretty simple, and practice will get you to where he is.
I started this at the beginning of my of my sophmore year, and I hooked up with a chick before the end of a semester. Hot make out session on my bed, would have gone farther, but her dad called. lol.
Learn it.
I go to bed at 4, get up at 8. School starts at 8:15 here. lol.
AC/DC is right again. It's pretty simple, and practice will get you to where he is.
I started this at the beginning of my of my sophmore year, and I hooked up with a chick before the end of a semester. Hot make out session on my bed, would have gone farther, but her dad called. lol.
Learn it.
AC/DC
Master Don Juan
Sex is like driving. You need to be cautious, safe, and enjoy it.Originally posted by []D [] []V[] []D
yo.. i dont get why u like to have so much XXX... like... what if you get AIDS or STDs...how do you avoid this.
[No im not gay]
Wrap your tool when you have sex. Make sure you know who your partner is.