"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Yeah I said it, delete it if you want to but its the truth.

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To get a girl, you need to TRICK her into feeling attraction for you. That involves lying, stealing, cheating, being someone else, faking confidence, whatever it takes. Everyone embellishes their resume, stretches the truth or flat out lies. This is the only way. You must of course follow the rules of ATTRACTION to get her attracted to you. After she is ATTRACTED to you and you KNOW that she is.... YOU need to..... RAPE. I'll say it again. RAPE the girl both physically and mentally. Yeah I said it! Since the male is supposed to be the lead, then by definition we ARE rapist. You have to FORCE her to move the relationship to the next level. You have to DRAG her along kicking and screaming UNTIL SHE EITHER BAILS or gives in to her attraction. Thats it, in a nutshell. This represents the work needed to get the first FVCK. After that, you may need to continue the masquerade and mix it up to keep things interesting.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Talk about an interesting stream of consciousness...
 

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:eek:

Did they just let you out?

J/k. I actually think I get what you're saying...except not really. This all makes sense if you're ugly or have "special" problems. Sorry, but I don't fit into that category. Have fun raping though! LOL.
 
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~attrACTION~ said:
:eek:

Did they just let you out?

J/k. I actually think I get what you're saying...except not really. This all makes sense if you're ugly or have "special" problems. Sorry, but I don't fit into that category. Have fun raping though! LOL.
what he said
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

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Silex said:
YOU need to..... RAPE. I'll say it again. RAPE the girl both physically and mentally. Yeah I said it!
As horrible as it sounds...I found it fcukin hilarious! hahahahaha
 

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Consider this fellas, this is some of our competition....

:up: Sarge on! :up:
 

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People. People. let me be clear. I am NOT saying to RAPE the girl in a literal sense, even though I did say physically. (I have actually had a girl TELL ME SHE LIKES TO BE "RAPPED"!) Code word: DOMINATED. THAT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE PEOPLE!
 
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Silex said:
People. People. let me be clear. I am NOT saying to RAPE the girl in a literal sense, even though I did say physically. (I have actually had a girl TELL ME SHE LIKES TO BE "RAPPED"!) Code word: DOMINATED. THAT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE PEOPLE!
oh... well why didn't you say so? All you had to say was be more assertive AND aggressive. But when you say to "Rape Her"....
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'm trying to make a connection here. There is a thing called figure of speech in the english language. Not every phase is meant to be taken literally. If you READ my first post and UNDERSTOOD IT, I was using words like FORCE and DRAG to draw parallels to an actual rape. But the words themselves are not meant to be taken literally.
 

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Instead of faking all those things, why not actually BE all those things. That way you won't have to lie, and you won't have to worry about them finding out that they were RAPED!

Come on man. lets get serious here.
 
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