"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah I said it, delete it if you want to but its the truth.

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To get a girl, you need to TRICK her into feeling attraction for you. That involves lying, stealing, cheating, being someone else, faking confidence, whatever it takes. Everyone embellishes their resume, stretches the truth or flat out lies. This is the only way. You must of course follow the rules of ATTRACTION to get her attracted to you. After she is ATTRACTED to you and you KNOW that she is.... YOU need to..... RAPE. I'll say it again. RAPE the girl both physically and mentally. Yeah I said it! Since the male is supposed to be the lead, then by definition we ARE rapist. You have to FORCE her to move the relationship to the next level. You have to DRAG her along kicking and screaming UNTIL SHE EITHER BAILS or gives in to her attraction. Thats it, in a nutshell. This represents the work needed to get the first FVCK. After that, you may need to continue the masquerade and mix it up to keep things interesting.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Talk about an interesting stream of consciousness...
 

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:eek:

Did they just let you out?

J/k. I actually think I get what you're saying...except not really. This all makes sense if you're ugly or have "special" problems. Sorry, but I don't fit into that category. Have fun raping though! LOL.
 
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~attrACTION~ said:
:eek:

Did they just let you out?

J/k. I actually think I get what you're saying...except not really. This all makes sense if you're ugly or have "special" problems. Sorry, but I don't fit into that category. Have fun raping though! LOL.
what he said
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Silex said:
YOU need to..... RAPE. I'll say it again. RAPE the girl both physically and mentally. Yeah I said it!
As horrible as it sounds...I found it fcukin hilarious! hahahahaha
 

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Consider this fellas, this is some of our competition....

:up: Sarge on! :up:
 

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People. People. let me be clear. I am NOT saying to RAPE the girl in a literal sense, even though I did say physically. (I have actually had a girl TELL ME SHE LIKES TO BE "RAPPED"!) Code word: DOMINATED. THAT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE PEOPLE!
 
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Silex said:
People. People. let me be clear. I am NOT saying to RAPE the girl in a literal sense, even though I did say physically. (I have actually had a girl TELL ME SHE LIKES TO BE "RAPPED"!) Code word: DOMINATED. THAT IS WHAT I'M GETTING AT HERE PEOPLE!
oh... well why didn't you say so? All you had to say was be more assertive AND aggressive. But when you say to "Rape Her"....
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I'm trying to make a connection here. There is a thing called figure of speech in the english language. Not every phase is meant to be taken literally. If you READ my first post and UNDERSTOOD IT, I was using words like FORCE and DRAG to draw parallels to an actual rape. But the words themselves are not meant to be taken literally.
 

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Instead of faking all those things, why not actually BE all those things. That way you won't have to lie, and you won't have to worry about them finding out that they were RAPED!

Come on man. lets get serious here.
 
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