****y, without the Funny....

[biker_gixxer]

I'll be using some of these myself...

'How about never? Is never good for you?'

'I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.'

'I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.'

'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.'

'It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying'

'I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.'

'I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

'I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth'

'No, my powers can only be used for good.'

'The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist'

'I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.'

And my favorite one 'I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have'.

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

i recognise 1-2 of these off the internet, am i right in asuming they all are?

more importantly, this is not going to impress many girls.

 

[biker_gixxer]

That means you waist about as much time on the internet as I do, lol.

It's not going to impress any girls? Oh no, what will I ever do with myself....

 

[Jon E]

So you've developed a new angle of just being a prick?

Umm.....good luck with that.

 

[biker_gixxer]

Actually, you forgot the 'arrogant' in front of 'prick'. I try to be a well rounded person...

 

[Brad324]

you should try saying these while smacking her in the back of the head with your palm, for maximum effect. Field Test?

 

[Rad]

I think you should add some funny..being too ****y is kinda..lame. Eh whatever works.
Here are some pretty ****y things to say.

when you sneeze, say "bless me"

and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

heh heh..

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

biker i was just thinking its pretty odd you want to do this like you just want to be a jerk because i concentrated on being funny with out the ****y.

 

[PeterCrouch]

Originally posted by Rad


and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

heh heh..

I use that all the time!

 

[Recluce]

sounds like you'll be spending nights with your hand in your pants.

you're just going to come off as insecure like you are making up for something.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

****y without funny? Why?

 

[arutha]

Actually a few of them aren't too bad, I think I could say them with a grin on my face and still get a laugh from the girls I know. As long as the smile remains, if that goes then it might not be so easy, but yeah I'm sure I could and still get a positive response.

'I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.'

'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.'

'It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying'

Those 3 I could do, same with the one about the duct tape. Probably not the others though...

 

[biker_gixxer]

Some of you guys are taking this to literally, LOL. It was meant to be a 'funny' post, something to laugh at....get it?

Come on guys, don't be wound up so tight, have some fun!

when you sneeze, say "bless me"

and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

ooooh, I like these.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Ahhh, I get it... Lately the posts have been a bit 'concerning' at times. Nice to have a good laugh though.

 

[MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO]

heres a math problem .......****y-funny=prick....and prick= smack...no girls

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
heres a math problem .......****y-funny=prick....and prick= smack...no girls

that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick

 

[biker_gixxer]

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick

ha-ha, nice one check.

 

[Julian]

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick

Lol. very nice indeed.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick

OMFG, THAT MADE SENSE!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[biker_gixxer]

See, now you guys are getting it! O.k., who's bringing the beer and who's bringing the girls!!