"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'll be using some of these myself... :D

'How about never? Is never good for you?'

'I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.'

'I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.'

'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.'

'It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying'

'I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.'

'I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

'I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth'

'No, my powers can only be used for good.'

'The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist'

'I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.'

And my favorite one 'I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have'.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i recognise 1-2 of these off the internet, am i right in asuming they all are?

more importantly, this is not going to impress many girls.
 

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That means you waist about as much time on the internet as I do, lol.

It's not going to impress any girls? Oh no, what will I ever do with myself....
 

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So you've developed a new angle of just being a prick? :confused:

Umm.....good luck with that. :rolleyes:
 

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Actually, you forgot the 'arrogant' in front of 'prick'. I try to be a well rounded person... :D
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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you should try saying these while smacking her in the back of the head with your palm, for maximum effect. Field Test?
 

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I think you should add some funny..being too ****y is kinda..lame. Eh whatever works.
Here are some pretty ****y things to say.

when you sneeze, say "bless me"

and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

heh heh..:D
 

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biker i was just thinking its pretty odd you want to do this like you just want to be a jerk because i concentrated on being funny with out the ****y.
 

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sounds like you'll be spending nights with your hand in your pants.

you're just going to come off as insecure like you are making up for something.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Actually a few of them aren't too bad, I think I could say them with a grin on my face and still get a laugh from the girls I know. As long as the smile remains, if that goes then it might not be so easy, but yeah I'm sure I could and still get a positive response.

'I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.'

'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.'

'It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying'

Those 3 I could do, same with the one about the duct tape. Probably not the others though...
 

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Some of you guys are taking this to literally, LOL. It was meant to be a 'funny' post, something to laugh at....get it?

Come on guys, don't be wound up so tight, have some fun!

when you sneeze, say "bless me"

and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

ooooh, I like these.
 

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Ahhh, I get it... Lately the posts have been a bit 'concerning' at times. Nice to have a good laugh though. :up:
 
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heres a math problem .......****y-funny=prick....and prick= smack...no girls
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
heres a math problem .......****y-funny=prick....and prick= smack...no girls
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick :p
 

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then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick

ha-ha, nice one check.
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick :p

Lol. very nice indeed.
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick :p
OMFG, THAT MADE SENSE!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :p :crackup: :crackup:
 

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See, now you guys are getting it! O.k., who's bringing the beer and who's bringing the girls!!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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