"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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****y, without the Funny....

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I'll be using some of these myself... :D

'How about never? Is never good for you?'

'I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.'

'I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.'

'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.'

'It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying'

'I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it.'

'I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.

'I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth'

'No, my powers can only be used for good.'

'The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist'

'I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.'

And my favorite one 'I'm not a tease, I'm just a reminder of what you can't have'.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i recognise 1-2 of these off the internet, am i right in asuming they all are?

more importantly, this is not going to impress many girls.
 

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That means you waist about as much time on the internet as I do, lol.

It's not going to impress any girls? Oh no, what will I ever do with myself....
 

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So you've developed a new angle of just being a prick? :confused:

Umm.....good luck with that. :rolleyes:
 

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Actually, you forgot the 'arrogant' in front of 'prick'. I try to be a well rounded person... :D
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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you should try saying these while smacking her in the back of the head with your palm, for maximum effect. Field Test?
 

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I think you should add some funny..being too ****y is kinda..lame. Eh whatever works.
Here are some pretty ****y things to say.

when you sneeze, say "bless me"

and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

heh heh..:D
 

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biker i was just thinking its pretty odd you want to do this like you just want to be a jerk because i concentrated on being funny with out the ****y.
 

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sounds like you'll be spending nights with your hand in your pants.

you're just going to come off as insecure like you are making up for something.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Actually a few of them aren't too bad, I think I could say them with a grin on my face and still get a laugh from the girls I know. As long as the smile remains, if that goes then it might not be so easy, but yeah I'm sure I could and still get a positive response.

'I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.'

'I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.'

'It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying'

Those 3 I could do, same with the one about the duct tape. Probably not the others though...
 

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Some of you guys are taking this to literally, LOL. It was meant to be a 'funny' post, something to laugh at....get it?

Come on guys, don't be wound up so tight, have some fun!

when you sneeze, say "bless me"

and if she says "excuse me", say "excused".

ooooh, I like these.
 

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Ahhh, I get it... Lately the posts have been a bit 'concerning' at times. Nice to have a good laugh though. :up:
 
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heres a math problem .......****y-funny=prick....and prick= smack...no girls
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by MVP¤¥¤JI€GALO
heres a math problem .......****y-funny=prick....and prick= smack...no girls
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick :p
 

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then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick

ha-ha, nice one check.
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick :p

Lol. very nice indeed.
 

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Originally posted by check_mate_kid_uk
that is a bit flawed because you are trying to say that ****y=prick so ****y- funny is not =prick

because if x(****y) -Y(funny) =Z(prick)

then X=Y+Z meaning ****y on its own = funny prick :p
OMFG, THAT MADE SENSE!!!

:crackup: :crackup: :p :crackup: :crackup:
 

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See, now you guys are getting it! O.k., who's bringing the beer and who's bringing the girls!!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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