"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hey guys, ive been trying to put this ****y funny thing to use since ive heard how good it is with attracting women. ive been trying it out on this girl i know, and i feel like ive got the ****y part down, but im not sure about the funny part. heres a texting convo that i had with her last night:

me: hey were goin to the movies tonight you should come with
her: i have tons of homework sorry
me: i never said i was gonna invite you i just asked if you were interested

i feel like i got the ****y down but how can i had humor to something like that? thanks!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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the comeback by you in the example is perfectly alright...i think you need to work on your body language.

some of the ****y funny statements are even fully ****y but the body language makes it funny....instead of taking it like a stereotypical technique, why not make it a little more natural by calling it "teasing" or "ball-busting"?
 
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duke104 said:
Hey guys, ive been trying to put this ****y funny thing to use since ive heard how good it is with attracting women. ive been trying it out on this girl i know, and i feel like ive got the ****y part down, but im not sure about the funny part. Here's a texting convo that i had with her last night:

me: hey were goin to the movies tonight you should come with
her: i have tons of homework sorry
me: i never said i was gonna invite you i just asked if you were interested

i feel like i got the ****y down but how can i had humor to something like that? thanks!
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Yeah your problems are you are having a texting conversation for one. It's very hard to show in humor in texts. Things can be misinterpreted. Also, you said "come with" and then you said "i never said i was gonna invite you." You just did invite her by saying "come with."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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