"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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duke104

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Hey guys, ive been trying to put this ****y funny thing to use since ive heard how good it is with attracting women. ive been trying it out on this girl i know, and i feel like ive got the ****y part down, but im not sure about the funny part. heres a texting convo that i had with her last night:

me: hey were goin to the movies tonight you should come with
her: i have tons of homework sorry
me: i never said i was gonna invite you i just asked if you were interested

i feel like i got the ****y down but how can i had humor to something like that? thanks!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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the comeback by you in the example is perfectly alright...i think you need to work on your body language.

some of the ****y funny statements are even fully ****y but the body language makes it funny....instead of taking it like a stereotypical technique, why not make it a little more natural by calling it "teasing" or "ball-busting"?
 

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duke104 said:
Hey guys, ive been trying to put this ****y funny thing to use since ive heard how good it is with attracting women. ive been trying it out on this girl i know, and i feel like ive got the ****y part down, but im not sure about the funny part. Here's a texting convo that i had with her last night:

me: hey were goin to the movies tonight you should come with
her: i have tons of homework sorry
me: i never said i was gonna invite you i just asked if you were interested

i feel like i got the ****y down but how can i had humor to something like that? thanks!
Yeah your problems are you are having a texting conversation for one. It's very hard to show in humor in texts. Things can be misinterpreted. Also, you said "come with" and then you said "i never said i was gonna invite you." You just did invite her by saying "come with."
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

Read more...

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