Man, I keep b1tching out when it comes to talking to girl that dig me, so I want to take a funny approach instead of giving a boring "hi" because it will differ me from the other guys that have talked to her. So what are some funny openers that I can use?
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
****y Funny Openers
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
^ Dude the guy is dealing with HS girls man that comment would get you NO WHERE lol im being honest bro
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Yeah the number one thing when approaching is the GO IN BOLD. Do not be unsure. Keep it light and funny. control the convo but make it look like she is in control. Then MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. I repeat: MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. If possible, stay away from open-ended obligations (give me a call sometime!) in lieu of something more concrete (ok, if you don't call me by 6:30 I'mma call you at 7).
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
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Don Juan
Okay i agree more with Rex aprroach her. I guess its because im more of a joker and can't keep a straight face doing that. I would even get 2 words out before i would grin. lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol