Man, I keep b1tching out when it comes to talking to girl that dig me, so I want to take a funny approach instead of giving a boring "hi" because it will differ me from the other guys that have talked to her. So what are some funny openers that I can use?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
****y Funny Openers
- Thread starter HandyAndy
- Start date
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
^ Dude the guy is dealing with HS girls man that comment would get you NO WHERE lol im being honest bro
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Yeah the number one thing when approaching is the GO IN BOLD. Do not be unsure. Keep it light and funny. control the convo but make it look like she is in control. Then MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. I repeat: MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. If possible, stay away from open-ended obligations (give me a call sometime!) in lieu of something more concrete (ok, if you don't call me by 6:30 I'mma call you at 7).
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Savage01
Don Juan
Okay i agree more with Rex aprroach her. I guess its because im more of a joker and can't keep a straight face doing that. I would even get 2 words out before i would grin. lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol