Man, I keep b1tching out when it comes to talking to girl that dig me, so I want to take a funny approach instead of giving a boring "hi" because it will differ me from the other guys that have talked to her. So what are some funny openers that I can use?
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
****y Funny Openers
- Thread starter HandyAndy
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
^ Dude the guy is dealing with HS girls man that comment would get you NO WHERE lol im being honest bro
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
100% guaranteed way that I have done many times to stand out is start a fight.
As soon as she says Hi,go up to her,give her a small push(with pissed off face) and be like "Like do you wanna start beef why you giving me that dirty look?".Anything that basically initiates what a fight would be like with exxaguration.
Of coarse she will basically play off what you said and this will basically be a little banter you can do whenever you see her and it wont get old for a while trust me.Try out some c&f by lifting up your arms and saying "Girl dont mess with these guns".
Chicks LOVE this sort of stuff in HS believe me I do it all the time hahaha
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Yeah the number one thing when approaching is the GO IN BOLD. Do not be unsure. Keep it light and funny. control the convo but make it look like she is in control. Then MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. I repeat: MAKE SURE YOU CLOSE. If possible, stay away from open-ended obligations (give me a call sometime!) in lieu of something more concrete (ok, if you don't call me by 6:30 I'mma call you at 7).
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Finally, let the game come to you. One thing that is often overlooked on this site (and by most people in general) is patience. Frustration and impatience has foiled many a pick-up. Let me know how things turn out.
Savage01
Don Juan
Okay i agree more with Rex aprroach her. I guess its because im more of a joker and can't keep a straight face doing that. I would even get 2 words out before i would grin. lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol
But if your at a bar and you see a group of ladies. I usually walk up and say "i got an 8 inch toungue and i can breathe through my ears" That usually gets quite the responce. It is an awesome ice breaker. But you have to evaluate the attitude of the girls first. lol. Then i just roll from there lol