"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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****y & funny comment to make her c u

n00bPimp

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Here's something I've tried twice and has worked:
Now to do this you should already have the confident vibe going on. The grls i told this to- one i knew for 2 weeks the other one has been a friend for a long time but recently turned the ****y and funny on and its working like wonders. Ok so here it is
Sent them a txt messg saying "Im bored come entertain me hun."
chick 1 "I'll call u ok?" She came right after work
chick 2 "ok sure baby when do u want me there?"

Ciao!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i am me

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Not really c n f but pretty nice anyway. You got what you wanted so thats good enough
 

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Originally posted by dearsappho
Only works on birds that want to, so you could have said anything and they would still have come.
Good point, the nature of your invite has no effect on wether or not she comes. The important thing is that there is an invite.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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NotaGoatLover

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Originally posted by n00bPimp
"Im bored come entertain me hun."
....Pretty good..... It is very C & F........ It's saying that she's the entertainer.....and you only want her cause your bored......It's a line......you should test it out as a pickup line...lol

Isn't that what most girls do when they're bored?.....Tell some guy to entertain her...... ahhhhh
 

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what happens if she says "no you come over her or just plain "rejects you" or you wish
 

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Originally posted by Sammo
Good point, the nature of your invite has no effect on wether or not she comes. The important thing is that there is an invite.
well no if she does not like you she still wont come round, but the nature of the invite will make a diffrence. Maybe less so in a text then real life but like the post i read yesterday stated, your feelings effect other people if you are confident she will have confidence in you and want to meet up.

which sounds better

"hey i was just thinking, would you like to meet up with me"

"hey lets meet up tomorow, write your number down for me on some paper"

point made!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well your phone request and success of her coming over is dependent on whether she enjoys your presence or not and trusts you.
 
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