"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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****y And Funny Responses To Her Compliments

Kmart1208

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What are some responses you can say to a girl that are ****y and funny after she compliments you? I'm pretty new to the game and theres been plenty of times in school where a girls complimented me and I've wanted to say something more original than just "thankyou". I've come up with one and if you got any other lines or suggestions that would be great.

After she gives you a compliment you smile, laugh, and say, "Thats so cute, are trying to win me over already?"

If theres another thread like this, tell me, but if not post your own, and it would be great to see this thread full of examples and information on this particular subject.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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redspicyflag said:
my fav-

"I bet you say that to all the guys"

heh... this gave me quite a chuckle.

heres one

"You should try harder.... because that **** ain't getting me to bed"
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Yea I'm only looking for lines to say in response to her compliments. So that the next time it happens I can give a response instantly and I don't have to think about it.
 

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...Girl gives guy a compliment (Assuming it is a genuine compliment, no test or manipulation) and he gives a C&F comment.

Do you realize how backwards that is?

You want to be moving an interaction forward, not backwards.

I call this overgaming, using things that aren't necessary. She is attracted to some extent for the simple fact that she complimented you and your actually going to say a C&F comment to her. That is what I call uncalibrated, heck I'd rather go in for the kiss than try to make some C&F comment right after she gave me a COMPLIMENT atleast I know I'm moving forward and not backwards and who knows she might just kiss me.

This is why all these techniques don't work because guys are miss applying it.
 

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In my opinion, the best thing to do is think of responses that a very ****y/popular girl would say to you if you were trying to win her over by complimenting her. Have the mind frame that YOU are the prize, and she is complimenting you to get into your pants. (Yes, make it the other way around!)

A response many guys get when they compliment a girl out of their league is: "I bet you say that to every girl you meet."
Therefore, I would have to say the best response in this thread would be: "I bet you say that to every guy you meet." OR "Wow, that's a lame pick-up line!" Either way, make sure you do it properly. It needs to be funny AND ****y. As for Eugene123's line, I would only use it if I knew the girl for a little longer. If its a cold approach and you just met a girl, the first line would be recommended.

(By the way, If a girl gives you a compliment, don't make it sound like the best thing in the girl. Always have the unpleased look in your face, as if you get compliments like that all the time. I don't know how many guys I know that turn red in the face and smile when a girl gives them a compliment. Lame much?!)
 

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If a woman compliments you, treats you (buys you a drink) etc. Graciously accept and a simple thank you.

If you constantly try to be ****y and funny, you're going to end up making an ass out of yourself at some point. In her mind, your good behavior merits reward, don't change that.
 

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Snow Plowman said:
...Girl gives guy a compliment (Assuming it is a genuine compliment, no test or manipulation) and he gives a C&F comment.

Do you realize how backwards that is?

You want to be moving an interaction forward, not backwards.

I call this overgaming, using things that aren't necessary. She is attracted to some extent for the simple fact that she complimented you and your actually going to say a C&F comment to her. That is what I call uncalibrated, heck I'd rather go in for the kiss than try to make some C&F comment right after she gave me a COMPLIMENT atleast I know I'm moving forward and not backwards and who knows she might just kiss me.

This is why all these techniques don't work because guys are miss applying it.
What if she IS just testing you and she isnt attracted to you yet, then should should you say a C/F response to her?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Kmart1208 said:
What if she IS just testing you and she isnt attracted to you yet, then should should you say a C/F response to her?
If a chick is testing you she's attracted...it really depends on the persons personality as to what exactly they'd do. I honestly can't say exactly what I'd say because it isn't happening right here right now, I don't think ahead I just roll with it.

In most cases I'm overqualified so I wouldn't really do much to make my self even more overqualified so I might just misinterpret it as a compliment. So what I'm saying is if she complimented me as a way of manipulation I'll still act as if she was genuinely complimenting and I'd probably grab her saying "You get one cookie later to night" or some stupid reward.
 

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Snow Plowman said:
...Girl gives guy a compliment (Assuming it is a genuine compliment, no test or manipulation) and he gives a C&F comment.

Do you realize how backwards that is?

You want to be moving an interaction forward, not backwards.

I call this overgaming, using things that aren't necessary. She is attracted to some extent for the simple fact that she complimented you and your actually going to say a C&F comment to her. That is what I call uncalibrated, heck I'd rather go in for the kiss than try to make some C&F comment right after she gave me a COMPLIMENT atleast I know I'm moving forward and not backwards and who knows she might just kiss me.

This is why all these techniques don't work because guys are miss applying it.
I agree, you don't need to C&F at every opportunity that you possibly can. If you C&F at every possible time then you're only going to come across as a jerk.

In a situation where a girl compliments me, I say "Thanks." But that's not the only thing I do. My voice tone is as if I get that all the time and it's almost annoying me.
 
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