****y and Funny...heres one for ya

[alphamale1]

Hello,

Heres one ****y and funny line that happened today
I was with my girl and her dad and mum and her mum asks me how many brothers i have

Mum to me: do you have any brothers?
Me: Yes, i have two brothers
Me: One is older, one is younger
Me: The older one is blacker, the other one is black
Me: The older one is the ugliest
Them: (smile)
Me: The youngest is ugly too
Mum: So are you the good looking one then?
Me: no, but I do stand apart.

 

[borris]

Nice, but I don't think you should ever be ****y and funny with a girl's parents.

 

[Dark Haired Alpha]

LOL, C&F is VERY SEXUAL communication, notice that even those "naturals" do it only with girls.

 

[B-Lemond]

What a f*cken noob.

It's called the search button.

This thread is also in the DJ Bible:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=16966

 

[Keeper]

Hmm... why'd you C&F the mom?

She must be a milf or something...

 

[alphamale1]

It was funny. They all laughed.
My gf laughed and admitted it was pretty funny.

Well i whenever im with any woman old or young i hope that
a ****y and funny phrase comes up out of a blue.

 

[TheRelic]

Can someone please explain that to me?

 

[Bloke]

LOL, that made me laugh, good job

BTW, it wasn't ****y+funny to me, it was just funny

 

[alphamale1]

I think it is very funny and very ****y
this is my 2 cents:

I tell her that both my brothers are black but one is blacker than the other
I tell her that both my brothers are also ugly and one is uglier than the other

so she is thinking 'oh yeah, this guy thinks he hot'
so she asks me 'so are you the good looking one then?'
now she is expecting a 'yes' which makes her think *hes ****y*
or she is expecting a 'no' which makes her think *hes modest*

but I give neither of those, instead i give her both

'No, but I do stand apart' which means i am ****y.

Q: Who wouldnt be ****y if you put everyone else in a dull light and shine yourself in a brighter light.

 

[TheRelic]

I see.

 

[DJHoolahoop]

No, see the best thing to do when you're out with a girls parents for the first time is to say something like "Damn, now I see where your daughter gets her sweet (can,tots,face,etc.) from." Gets them EVERY TIME!!

 

[reyalp]

Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
No, see the best thing to do when you're out with a girls parents for the first time is to say something like "Damn, now I see where your daughter gets her sweet (can,tots,face,etc.) from." Gets them EVERY TIME!!

no way you'd do jus that, you've got to do that and then you have to smack the mom on the ass.

works like a charm.

 

[DJ4Real]

Originally posted by reyalp
no way you'd do jus that, you've got to do that and then you have to smack the mom on the ass.

works like a charm.

Smack here on the a$$?

He's not flirting with her mom, dude.

 

[DJHoolahoop]

no, i forgot to include that. (Btw he meant the daughters ass... at least I hope that's what he meant.. cuz that's who's ass i'm gonna slap)

 

[reyalp]

smack em both on the ass, if the mom's a milf