"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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****y and Funny...heres one for ya

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Hello,

Heres one ****y and funny line that happened today
I was with my girl and her dad and mum and her mum asks me how many brothers i have

Mum to me: do you have any brothers?
Me: Yes, i have two brothers
Me: One is older, one is younger
Me: The older one is blacker, the other one is black
Me: The older one is the ugliest
Them: (smile)
Me: The youngest is ugly too
Mum: So are you the good looking one then?
Me: no, but I do stand apart.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Nice, but I don't think you should ever be ****y and funny with a girl's parents.
 
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LOL, C&F is VERY SEXUAL communication, notice that even those "naturals" do it only with girls.
 
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Hmm... why'd you C&F the mom?

She must be a milf or something...
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It was funny. They all laughed.
My gf laughed and admitted it was pretty funny.

Well i whenever im with any woman old or young i hope that
a ****y and funny phrase comes up out of a blue.
 
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LOL, that made me laugh, good job

BTW, it wasn't ****y+funny to me, it was just funny
 
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I think it is very funny and very ****y
this is my 2 cents:

I tell her that both my brothers are black but one is blacker than the other
I tell her that both my brothers are also ugly and one is uglier than the other

so she is thinking 'oh yeah, this guy thinks he hot'
so she asks me 'so are you the good looking one then?'
now she is expecting a 'yes' which makes her think *hes ****y*
or she is expecting a 'no' which makes her think *hes modest*

but I give neither of those, instead i give her both

'No, but I do stand apart' which means i am ****y.

Q: Who wouldnt be ****y if you put everyone else in a dull light and shine yourself in a brighter light.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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No, see the best thing to do when you're out with a girls parents for the first time is to say something like "Damn, now I see where your daughter gets her sweet (can,tots,face,etc.) from." Gets them EVERY TIME!!
 
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Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
No, see the best thing to do when you're out with a girls parents for the first time is to say something like "Damn, now I see where your daughter gets her sweet (can,tots,face,etc.) from." Gets them EVERY TIME!!
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no way you'd do jus that, you've got to do that and then you have to smack the mom on the ass.

works like a charm.
 
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Originally posted by reyalp
no way you'd do jus that, you've got to do that and then you have to smack the mom on the ass.

works like a charm.
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Smack here on the a$$?

He's not flirting with her mom, dude.
 
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no, i forgot to include that. (Btw he meant the daughters ass... at least I hope that's what he meant.. cuz that's who's ass i'm gonna slap)
 
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smack em both on the ass, if the mom's a milf
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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