"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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****y and Funny...heres one for ya

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Hello,

Heres one ****y and funny line that happened today
I was with my girl and her dad and mum and her mum asks me how many brothers i have

Mum to me: do you have any brothers?
Me: Yes, i have two brothers
Me: One is older, one is younger
Me: The older one is blacker, the other one is black
Me: The older one is the ugliest
Them: (smile)
Me: The youngest is ugly too
Mum: So are you the good looking one then?
Me: no, but I do stand apart.
 

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Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Nice, but I don't think you should ever be ****y and funny with a girl's parents.
 
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LOL, C&F is VERY SEXUAL communication, notice that even those "naturals" do it only with girls.
 
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Hmm... why'd you C&F the mom?

She must be a milf or something...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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It was funny. They all laughed.
My gf laughed and admitted it was pretty funny.

Well i whenever im with any woman old or young i hope that
a ****y and funny phrase comes up out of a blue.
 
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LOL, that made me laugh, good job

BTW, it wasn't ****y+funny to me, it was just funny
 
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I think it is very funny and very ****y
this is my 2 cents:

I tell her that both my brothers are black but one is blacker than the other
I tell her that both my brothers are also ugly and one is uglier than the other

so she is thinking 'oh yeah, this guy thinks he hot'
so she asks me 'so are you the good looking one then?'
now she is expecting a 'yes' which makes her think *hes ****y*
or she is expecting a 'no' which makes her think *hes modest*

but I give neither of those, instead i give her both

'No, but I do stand apart' which means i am ****y.

Q: Who wouldnt be ****y if you put everyone else in a dull light and shine yourself in a brighter light.
 

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Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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No, see the best thing to do when you're out with a girls parents for the first time is to say something like "Damn, now I see where your daughter gets her sweet (can,tots,face,etc.) from." Gets them EVERY TIME!!
 
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Originally posted by DJHoolahoop
No, see the best thing to do when you're out with a girls parents for the first time is to say something like "Damn, now I see where your daughter gets her sweet (can,tots,face,etc.) from." Gets them EVERY TIME!!
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no way you'd do jus that, you've got to do that and then you have to smack the mom on the ass.

works like a charm.
 
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Originally posted by reyalp
no way you'd do jus that, you've got to do that and then you have to smack the mom on the ass.

works like a charm.
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Smack here on the a$$?

He's not flirting with her mom, dude.
 
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no, i forgot to include that. (Btw he meant the daughters ass... at least I hope that's what he meant.. cuz that's who's ass i'm gonna slap)
 
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smack em both on the ass, if the mom's a milf
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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