"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Www.ihatemen.com
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Whiny...succubus....molesting.....cursor......
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MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
LOL, no wonder they can't get real men. Cuz real men want real women!
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
I've mentioned this website in the past, dammit...
Pay more attention!!!
Pay more attention!!!
If the original post or a mod could edit the links so that it's not linked directly.
Instread of the actual address type:
www[dot]ihatemen[dot]com
Cause if you connect it directly they'll be able to see the incoming where the incoming traffic is linked from and come here to b1tch and moan about misogyny.
Instread of the actual address type:
www[dot]ihatemen[dot]com
Cause if you connect it directly they'll be able to see the incoming where the incoming traffic is linked from and come here to b1tch and moan about misogyny.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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The tips for men section has some good stuff, guys. Good for a refresher.
ToP DoN
Banned
HAHAHAH
interesting
interesting
I browsed through some of the threads there. I cant believe how stupid that website is. Its all why is he doing this to me, why why why. STFU Biatches. Maybe if you hit the gym instead of ordering a diet coke with your supersize value meal, or do something other than complain he would treat you different. Maybe if you gave us sex when we need it, NEED IT, instead of asking for **** just because you think its owed to you we would treat you better.
Anyways that site really pisses me off because its just a bunch of clueless females that bash men for no good reason.
Anyways that site really pisses me off because its just a bunch of clueless females that bash men for no good reason.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.