"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"
The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.
Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.
Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.
Www.ihatemen.com
- Thread starter Don Juanabbe
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
Whiny...succubus....molesting.....cursor......
.......can't.....wiggle...............free.......
.......can't.....wiggle...............free.......
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
LOL, no wonder they can't get real men. Cuz real men want real women!
Silquee Smoove
Master Don Juan
I've mentioned this website in the past, dammit...
Pay more attention!!!
Pay more attention!!!
If the original post or a mod could edit the links so that it's not linked directly.
Instread of the actual address type:
www[dot]ihatemen[dot]com
Cause if you connect it directly they'll be able to see the incoming where the incoming traffic is linked from and come here to b1tch and moan about misogyny.
Instread of the actual address type:
www[dot]ihatemen[dot]com
Cause if you connect it directly they'll be able to see the incoming where the incoming traffic is linked from and come here to b1tch and moan about misogyny.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Giovanni Casanova
Master Don Juan
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The tips for men section has some good stuff, guys. Good for a refresher.
ToP DoN
Banned
HAHAHAH
interesting
interesting
I browsed through some of the threads there. I cant believe how stupid that website is. Its all why is he doing this to me, why why why. STFU Biatches. Maybe if you hit the gym instead of ordering a diet coke with your supersize value meal, or do something other than complain he would treat you different. Maybe if you gave us sex when we need it, NEED IT, instead of asking for **** just because you think its owed to you we would treat you better.
Anyways that site really pisses me off because its just a bunch of clueless females that bash men for no good reason.
Anyways that site really pisses me off because its just a bunch of clueless females that bash men for no good reason.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.