"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wtf

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Grover_mister

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hahahaha.
your so funny.
i shud email this to steven.
he hates u.
mfg.
he's never met u n he still hates u...
so no wut JUST LEAVE ME N STEVEN ALONE.
MFG.
UR NOT HOT.
STEVE IS.
SO SHUT UP.
MFG.
I CAN DO WUT I WANT.
I DONT LIKE U.
U SCARE ME.
SO SHUT UP
N LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
MFG.IM ALMOST 14 YEARS OLD I DONT NEED A 99 YEAR OLD STALKING ME!MFG.
STOP EMAILING ME NOW.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 21, 2007 9:30 AM


were u raised to be the way u were or born it. Cuz i have never in my life met a bigger bith than urself. Not only are u a ***** but prolly the most stuck up girl i have met.

The guys u proly go for are the bad ass honky mo fos. oh wait by the way i saw a pic of ur ex steve the kid is a faggot. if u thought he was better looking than me u have the most ****ed up eyes in the world. the fruit has his hair in 4 diffrent ways up down to the left and to the right.

p.s. i love how when u insulted me u had to do it from afar. next time dont be so cowerdly and say it face to face

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:58 AM


yay im paris hilton!
yay.
yay.
im hot.
i get my way.
but i dont wine.
so get that out or u head


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 6:51 PM


u kinda remind me of paris hilton. u got good looks but ur a snotty ***** who always wines and gets her way

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 4:49 PM


ok im stuck up.
idc.
im a prep.
im snotty.
whocares.
im no impressing you.
so stop.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:56 PM


wtf....i never said anything other than i thought u were good looking and u take it as i like u....ok and with the "I dont like you more than a friend...K" part jsut tells me ur stuck up.

ur apology is greatfuly accepted but i sense a bit of stuborness and stucken upness at the end there. (not to rip on ur apology though"

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:51 PM


YAY!
VIKINGS RULE!!
I LOVE THEM
im srry for sayin go vikings...at cam's party.
srry but i dont like u more than a friend.k

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:48 PM


ok will do..

and one thing i have got to tell u................................................................................VIKINGS SUCK!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:31 PM


TELL HIM I SAY HI N HE SHUD CALL OR TEXT ME TONIGHT!!!N TELL HIM I HAV HIVES!!MG.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 11:09 AM


thorsten says.............................................................................................................HIIIIIIIIII!!!!



lol im on the phone with him
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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that is from that ***** i told yall about...seriously i dont know what to say. i wanna ****ing fight her and her ****ing bf. I HATE HER
 
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Mate, grow up.

Getting into catfights is what women do, we just tell them their behaviour is unnacceptable and get them out of our lives.

You sound bitter ranting at the ex, you sound jeleous.
 
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WesCottII

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So? Cut her out.

She's 13.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Jovan

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Dude if this chick is really 13... you are a sicko...
 
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Grover_mister

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omg she is 14 i am 16...wtf.....i see ppl that are 17 and 21 going out seriously wow
 
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Well the part where she said she didn't need a 99 year old stalking her... made me think you were much older... but if you like your girls much younger than you... damn
 
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haha


man whats the legal age there?

Why you even wasting your ENERGY even GETTING ANGRY at such an immature girl??
 
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theunflushables

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I told you to leave this girl alone man. Those 13 year olds cause a lot of trouble, look what it did to Nabakov. Seriously man, you're 16 you shouldnt be dating someone who doesnt have pubic hair because she doesnt have a choice.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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