"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Wtf

Grover_mister

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hahahaha.
your so funny.
i shud email this to steven.
he hates u.
mfg.
he's never met u n he still hates u...
so no wut JUST LEAVE ME N STEVEN ALONE.
MFG.
UR NOT HOT.
STEVE IS.
SO SHUT UP.
MFG.
I CAN DO WUT I WANT.
I DONT LIKE U.
U SCARE ME.
SO SHUT UP
N LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
MFG.IM ALMOST 14 YEARS OLD I DONT NEED A 99 YEAR OLD STALKING ME!MFG.
STOP EMAILING ME NOW.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 21, 2007 9:30 AM


were u raised to be the way u were or born it. Cuz i have never in my life met a bigger bith than urself. Not only are u a ***** but prolly the most stuck up girl i have met.

The guys u proly go for are the bad ass honky mo fos. oh wait by the way i saw a pic of ur ex steve the kid is a faggot. if u thought he was better looking than me u have the most ****ed up eyes in the world. the fruit has his hair in 4 diffrent ways up down to the left and to the right.

p.s. i love how when u insulted me u had to do it from afar. next time dont be so cowerdly and say it face to face

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:58 AM


yay im paris hilton!
yay.
yay.
im hot.
i get my way.
but i dont wine.
so get that out or u head


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 6:51 PM


u kinda remind me of paris hilton. u got good looks but ur a snotty ***** who always wines and gets her way

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 4:49 PM


ok im stuck up.
idc.
im a prep.
im snotty.
whocares.
im no impressing you.
so stop.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:56 PM


wtf....i never said anything other than i thought u were good looking and u take it as i like u....ok and with the "I dont like you more than a friend...K" part jsut tells me ur stuck up.

ur apology is greatfuly accepted but i sense a bit of stuborness and stucken upness at the end there. (not to rip on ur apology though"

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:51 PM


YAY!
VIKINGS RULE!!
I LOVE THEM
im srry for sayin go vikings...at cam's party.
srry but i dont like u more than a friend.k

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:48 PM


ok will do..

and one thing i have got to tell u................................................................................VIKINGS SUCK!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:31 PM


TELL HIM I SAY HI N HE SHUD CALL OR TEXT ME TONIGHT!!!N TELL HIM I HAV HIVES!!MG.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 11:09 AM


thorsten says.............................................................................................................HIIIIIIIIII!!!!



lol im on the phone with him
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Grover_mister

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that is from that ***** i told yall about...seriously i dont know what to say. i wanna ****ing fight her and her ****ing bf. I HATE HER
 

WesCottII

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Mate, grow up.

Getting into catfights is what women do, we just tell them their behaviour is unnacceptable and get them out of our lives.

You sound bitter ranting at the ex, you sound jeleous.
 

WesCottII

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So? Cut her out.

She's 13.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jovan

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Dude if this chick is really 13... you are a sicko...
 

Grover_mister

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omg she is 14 i am 16...wtf.....i see ppl that are 17 and 21 going out seriously wow
 

Jovan

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Well the part where she said she didn't need a 99 year old stalking her... made me think you were much older... but if you like your girls much younger than you... damn
 

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haha


man whats the legal age there?

Why you even wasting your ENERGY even GETTING ANGRY at such an immature girl??
 

theunflushables

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I told you to leave this girl alone man. Those 13 year olds cause a lot of trouble, look what it did to Nabakov. Seriously man, you're 16 you shouldnt be dating someone who doesnt have pubic hair because she doesnt have a choice.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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