"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Grover_mister

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hahahaha.
your so funny.
i shud email this to steven.
he hates u.
mfg.
he's never met u n he still hates u...
so no wut JUST LEAVE ME N STEVEN ALONE.
MFG.
UR NOT HOT.
STEVE IS.
SO SHUT UP.
MFG.
I CAN DO WUT I WANT.
I DONT LIKE U.
U SCARE ME.
SO SHUT UP
N LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
MFG.IM ALMOST 14 YEARS OLD I DONT NEED A 99 YEAR OLD STALKING ME!MFG.
STOP EMAILING ME NOW.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 21, 2007 9:30 AM


were u raised to be the way u were or born it. Cuz i have never in my life met a bigger bith than urself. Not only are u a ***** but prolly the most stuck up girl i have met.

The guys u proly go for are the bad ass honky mo fos. oh wait by the way i saw a pic of ur ex steve the kid is a faggot. if u thought he was better looking than me u have the most ****ed up eyes in the world. the fruit has his hair in 4 diffrent ways up down to the left and to the right.

p.s. i love how when u insulted me u had to do it from afar. next time dont be so cowerdly and say it face to face

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 21, 2007 8:58 AM


yay im paris hilton!
yay.
yay.
im hot.
i get my way.
but i dont wine.
so get that out or u head


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 6:51 PM


u kinda remind me of paris hilton. u got good looks but ur a snotty ***** who always wines and gets her way

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 4:49 PM


ok im stuck up.
idc.
im a prep.
im snotty.
whocares.
im no impressing you.
so stop.


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:56 PM


wtf....i never said anything other than i thought u were good looking and u take it as i like u....ok and with the "I dont like you more than a friend...K" part jsut tells me ur stuck up.

ur apology is greatfuly accepted but i sense a bit of stuborness and stucken upness at the end there. (not to rip on ur apology though"

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:51 PM


YAY!
VIKINGS RULE!!
I LOVE THEM
im srry for sayin go vikings...at cam's party.
srry but i dont like u more than a friend.k

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:48 PM


ok will do..

and one thing i have got to tell u................................................................................VIKINGS SUCK!!!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: ♥kell♥
Date: Jun 20, 2007 1:31 PM


TELL HIM I SAY HI N HE SHUD CALL OR TEXT ME TONIGHT!!!N TELL HIM I HAV HIVES!!MG.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jerry
Date: Jun 20, 2007 11:09 AM


thorsten says.............................................................................................................HIIIIIIIIII!!!!



lol im on the phone with him
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Grover_mister

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that is from that ***** i told yall about...seriously i dont know what to say. i wanna ****ing fight her and her ****ing bf. I HATE HER
 
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Mate, grow up.

Getting into catfights is what women do, we just tell them their behaviour is unnacceptable and get them out of our lives.

You sound bitter ranting at the ex, you sound jeleous.
 
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WesCottII

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So? Cut her out.

She's 13.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Jovan

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Dude if this chick is really 13... you are a sicko...
 
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Grover_mister

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omg she is 14 i am 16...wtf.....i see ppl that are 17 and 21 going out seriously wow
 
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Well the part where she said she didn't need a 99 year old stalking her... made me think you were much older... but if you like your girls much younger than you... damn
 
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haha


man whats the legal age there?

Why you even wasting your ENERGY even GETTING ANGRY at such an immature girl??
 
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theunflushables

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I told you to leave this girl alone man. Those 13 year olds cause a lot of trouble, look what it did to Nabakov. Seriously man, you're 16 you shouldnt be dating someone who doesnt have pubic hair because she doesnt have a choice.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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