"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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WTF!? weird

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OK, well today I gave out my number to these chicks at where I work (the carwash). They gave me a call and thanked me and said they'd call me later to hang out probably. (7:30)

10:30 rolls around and I figure, hey I'll call and say hi. The girl who called before answers and acts extremely hostile... she wouldn't even tell me her name when I asked... its just kinda bizarro imo, but I figure its totally a NEXT, but why would anyone act like that?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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TRUST NO BYTCH. :mad: :mad: :mad: Im fkin pissed right now... tought I'd come to the sosuave boards to read some isnpirational stuff and I see THIS injustice! FAKC...bytchess.:mad: ...i have issues today.
 

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Girls dont really have logic or common sense, they probably just didnt know what to do with your number...


or they could just be messed up, or screwing with you
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hah, the girl called me up today at 2:45 and apologized to me. Then she asked if we could do something today. She said she had a bad night last night because she was forced to hang out alone with some loser and watch the disney channel... whatever that means...

So we are going to the movies at 6:30

What do you suppose we do afterwords?

She is eating dinner with her father at 5:00

Grab a late night something somewhere?
 
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