"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wtf does this get me

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Okay guys, so i'm going to be honest. I have one really great talent..... it's poetry/song writing.... I'm not trying to brag, but I really am great at this. The honest question is: What does this get me? My friends are all athletic, or musically gifted, and get girls that way, but I'm only good at writing. Doesn't my writing come off as AFC? I mean, that's how I interpret it. What do you guys think
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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What does it get you? Well, when it comes to getting girls, not much, but don't feel bad because being a great writer can be beneficial in a lot of other ways.
 

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You have no idea what a great gift you have if you are really talented. I am very gifted at writing too. I can write 10 page essays in an hour and get amazing marks on them. Like you, I did the whole poetry thing for years.

I decided to continue this in an actual thread, since i thought this topic was so important: check it out here

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=152256
 

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Learn to play the guitar.
Not only is playing the acoustic guitar a good hobbie but if you really are good at song writing and poetry then this could become a real passion of yours.

Its not easy to learn so it has to be something you really want to do but it could really be something you enjoy, writing acoustic guitar songs.

Iv tryed putting some words together with some chords, it was horrible. Ill stick with playing what other people have written, but you on the other hand may have what it takes. Give it a try and dont waste a talent.

I wouldn't say it helps me get girls on the field but it always impresses the ones who come back to my place and get to know me better.
 

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I already play guitar hahahahahahaha. I'm not great at it, but I'm not horrible. i've been playing for about 4 years, and I do write songs. I just wish i had something that was beneficial. Girls don't give a damn about my AFC poetry
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Jokerlsk said:
Girls don't give a damn about my AFC poetry
You damn right they dont, you'd be hard pressed to find a guy who appreciates this crap, let alone a chick.

Chicks and poetry ? Is kind of like building a mansion for your dog (btw the mansion is only a mansion to you, it's a pile of sticks to anyone else). Now dont get me wrong I'm not saying "poetry" is by any means next level stuff, strictly for the dreamers and deep thinkers, on the contrary just about anyone can pump out this drivel and claim it "good". I'd personally rather lick the back of a toothless Russian hag than sit through someones poetry.

As a matter of fact I think pursuits such as "poetry" and his less retarded cousin "philosophy" are dead ends, probably concocted by *******s and jerks to keep the betas/losers occupied while they rail his muse.

I dislike poetry almost as much as I do David Lynch movies. Mind you not as much as I do the target audience for this crap.
 

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what does this get you? This usually gets you laid. Here's the secret a lot of the songwriters I've met living here in Nashville talk about using when they were younger:

What you do is you write one really good, really pretty love song. Not some peice of AFC garbage that is just fluff lyrics you came up with as you got the melody, but some good lyric writing that you have seriously edited and re-wrote until it was great. Really pretty melody and the whole thing.

Then, you never let anyone hear the song unless it's a girl you're dating and you're ready to really impress her. You tell her that you wrote the song for her recently, and then you play it.

What makes it great is you can play the same song for dozens of women, so long as none of these girls ever make you play the song publicly.

You don't realize how many points you'll get for writing a song for a girl. Here's an example:

So a while back I'm dating this girl. She breaks up with me. The first thing I do is sit down and spend twenty minutes writing a pissed off break up song. The verses were all the ways in which she sucks, and the chorus is about how she can **** herself. I wrote it really quick, then went out with my friends and got drunk. It ended up being a pretty funny song, so I'd play it for my friends from time to time as a joke.

A few months later she invited me over and we were having a few drinks and she asked me to play her the song. Even though the song is nothing but insults to her, she still pretty much loved it. She was obviously really flattered that someone had written a song about her. It didn't even matter that the song was all about how she sucks.

Just keep in mind, though, that writing girls songs loses it's punch pretty quick if you're writing her lots of tunes. So don't make it a regular thing.
 

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dude. you are lucky as hell. get Drunk. head back to your place. tell her you will read her poety. Her pusssy will get wet, then do her. man. I would love to have that gift. Apparently all I have is patience, hard-working, and yea...tahts about it lol. The rest is just me being badass :D
 

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I use poetry. But in a way that leads her imagination. I give them as little gifts. I will share them as a way of connecting. My poetry is designed in a way that's passionate and not Chumpy. I lead the imagination by using language in a way that makes her really feel it.

You have a gift.

Don't feel bad for who you are. Just because some dude says "Poetry is for girls, men do bla bla"

If they say that then they dont know the first thing about being a man and they are merely posers. Being a man is about acting on your desires and intentions and sharing who you truly are to the world without apology.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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