"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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InsidiousNstinct

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I was standing in the bookstore of my local community college.
In through the door comes a girl sportin’ some Gucci and Gabbana. You could tell from her outfit that she was going to be hard to open and I’m not really out spoken. This was a perfect time to deliver a line but at the same time I didn’t want to think of it in my mind. I had learned in the past that when you think you hesitate and get blown…..off…. your….. ass.
She seen me lookin’ and took off her shades at this moment I couldn’t think of anything but getting laid.
I wanted to approach but I was so, so far away, not in the physical sense but in the mental. I wanted to have this chick for dinner……. and dessert, but if I wanted anything I needed to step up and assert….myself. I knew then it was time to do my thang, I made my way over and the battle began, I was like “what’s your name.”
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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diplomatic_lies

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I once saw a 'tard,
He was eating some lard.
I said to him, Hey you,
Here's some poo!
 

wavejams007

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Originally posted by Brian20o2
I know.... Im a non creative loser:( Ima go shoot myself...
I truly appreciate your sarcasm:rolleyes: I'll even lend you the gun.

just constructive criticism, bro.
 

Brian20o2

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Originally posted by wavejams007
I truly appreciate your sarcasm:rolleyes: I'll even lend you the gun.

just constructive criticism, bro.
You do know I wont be able to give the gun back when Im done with it right?

But I know that someone else said that and I couldnt resist it was just so easy
 

wavejams007

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oh well, It was a disposable gun anyways.:p
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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