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[InsidiousNstinct]

I was standing in the bookstore of my local community college.
In through the door comes a girl sportin’ some Gucci and Gabbana. You could tell from her outfit that she was going to be hard to open and I’m not really out spoken. This was a perfect time to deliver a line but at the same time I didn’t want to think of it in my mind. I had learned in the past that when you think you hesitate and get blown…..off…. your….. ass.
She seen me lookin’ and took off her shades at this moment I couldn’t think of anything but getting laid.
I wanted to approach but I was so, so far away, not in the physical sense but in the mental. I wanted to have this chick for dinner……. and dessert, but if I wanted anything I needed to step up and assert….myself. I knew then it was time to do my thang, I made my way over and the battle began, I was like “what’s your name.”

 

[diplomatic_lies]

I once saw a 'tard,
He was eating some lard.
I said to him, Hey you,
Here's some poo!

 

[wavejams007]

Originally posted by Brian20o2
I know.... Im a non creative loser Ima go shoot myself...

I truly appreciate your sarcasm I'll even lend you the gun.

just constructive criticism, bro.

 

[Brian20o2]

Originally posted by wavejams007
I truly appreciate your sarcasm I'll even lend you the gun.

just constructive criticism, bro.

You do know I wont be able to give the gun back when Im done with it right?

But I know that someone else said that and I couldnt resist it was just so easy

 

[wavejams007]

oh well, It was a disposable gun anyways.

 

[Brian20o2]

Brian tries to sound cool.
Wavejams007 replies.
Brian Dies.

I dedicate this short poem to Wavejams007