"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wow! The slutiness of women suprises me

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I got to know a girl at a bar and then we made out. She told me she was actually engaged but planned to leave him in January, and she couldn't do it sooner because she will get an apartment in January.

After exchanging numbers and making out for like 15 minutes, I left.

After a minute she was making out with a 40 year old guy who was halfway bald. She was 29 or something herself, I am 21 years old and nature has blessed me with a handsome face.

So she was engaged, made out with me. After one minute she was making out with a guy who was just average.

What the ****?

I have to admit I was a bit irritated she would switch lips that easy, so I made out with another girl 10 minutes later, so I am almost as slutty as her, but still. The sluttiness of mankind surprises me.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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trent81

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Congrats on the oral herpes! And possible swine flu!
 

Zoltan_The_Bold

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san jose where is that thread with that quote from amoka in it because it sounds fvcking hilarious?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Cinamon

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It was just kissing and it's the run up to Xmas and new years. Do you guys not set challenges like who can kiss the most number of people before midnight? A bit of festive fun. No harm done.
 

shaunuk

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How could this be new to anyone? This is common knowledge - a kiss in a nightclub/bar means almost nothing to both men and women. This ain't the High School forum is it?
 

2crudedudes

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Sounds like the only reason you had a chance WAS because she's a slut.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Sandow

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Yup girls are sluts. You'll get over it one day.
 

kcraptor82

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Apparently she wasn't satisfied with her current relationship and was looking elsewhere for that satisfaction. If she did that, so what, wash your mouth and move on. Heck you just made out with a chic and that is probably all she wanted to do in the first place. She talked about leaving him, ya right, she probably will stay with him and cheat. All talk, no action.
 
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