"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow, so I hooked up with girl who plays Call of Duty 4 in college

Brighty

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Seriously, I've only been here a week and I love college. I just got finished hooking up with this girl who not only likes Boondock Saints but plays Soul Calibur 4 and Call of Duty 4 frequently. I'm not going to start a relationship with her or anything, but I just thought that was wicked cool, although like every guy on her floor is pissed off at me because I just ruined their chances with her. If that came off ****y, its just that I've been shoved aside for so long during high school and disregarded and now I come of the gates swinging in college and its a great thing to experience.

Here are some pictures for you guys. Sorry if this seems like a pointless thread, its 4am here and I'm drunk and tired and just wanted somewhere to document my success because I've been frequenting this place since I was a sophomore in high school.

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/1551/45351704.jpg

http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/7691/97874972.jpg (shes on the right)


Only problem is that she is a biter,
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

WhitePimp

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Nothing wrong with bragging a bit, she's gorgeous man! Keep it up!! :up:
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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909pua

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ya, is she good at call of duty 4? i play Call of Duty World at War, if anybody wants to get down, feel free to contact me. I have an xfire account.

and ya man, she's hot.
 

Brighty

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Haha thanks for the support guys, sorry if this came across as just straight up bragging, I was gone when I made this post last night, so yeah haha. But thanks guys.

BongDuy said:
do tell how you met her and how you hooked up. haha i want to know more :p

Uh, well we were all outside hanging out a few days ago and I just introduced myself to her and her circle of friends (its our first week in college and we're still getting to know people) and she has a ton of guys wanting to get with her and I guess through using negging and push/pulling I was the one that she went home with. Funny thing is though, my roommates were in my dorm so we went to the lounge area at like 3am and just started making out and our RA came in on us, but he just nodded and said "my bad" and walked away. He's a good guy. It was sooo hot, I was sitting on a couch and she was ontop of me kissing me along the neck, grinding away at my ****. I had both my hands on her ass and I'd squeeze her ass and she'd gasp and tighten her grip on the back of my head every time I did it. She has great tits too, we almost got caught several times and we had to jump off of each other half a dozen times when we heard people coming.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ice882

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She's easily an 8. Good job man.
 

base2ball2boy2

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I think the appropriate comment on this situation is:
"You lucky b8stard."
 

Unbridled_Phoenix

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Ahh, the college days...rock n roll hoochie coo...

It must be time to start going to college bars again!
 
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