"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Wow.......I got played.........

AA423

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My last post, i talked about how this girl would not stop talking calling me, and was like obsesed with me. It was all cool bc i thought she was a cool chick and wanted to take her out, whatver.

Then on sunday i notice she is acting kind of weird. No biggy. Then today i find out she now has a boyfriend. Some guy she also just met....wtf is this ****?

Honestly, im so confused. I mean, this girl calls me non-stop and flirts with me, then gets a bf in less than a week? wtf is going on here?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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superchristx

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yeah, she said to herself "I need a man!" so she started going totally aggressive on at LEAST 2 guys, maybe every decent looking guy she saw. until one of them was stupid enough to scoop her up,

you're not missing out on anything.
 

backbreaker

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she's not a slut... she just liked the other guy more than she liked you. It's that simple. If she liked you more you would be the BF and he would be looking in, not visa versa.
 

wheelin&dealin

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Some women...

...correction

Alot of women... are needy. They desperately need a man to feel any sense of satisfaction in life. Some will grasp on to anything just for the sake of saying that they have a boyfriend. They feel all special and sh*t when they talk to their friends when they say "My boyfriend did this... my boyfriend did that..."

In my opinion, these kind of chicks are a waste to the human race.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Juan and only

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If she was totally obsessed with you before (and didn't think you were particularly into her), then maybe this is just some crackpot plan to make you jealous. However, I don't think that's very likely and I'd say the above poster pretty much nailed it.
 
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