"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does anybody else think it would be awesome to build a fort and have a bunch of your buddies over and have zombies attack it and you kill them with scissors, bats, etc. I think it would be fun, b/c who cares if you kill them, thats what they're for.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Create Reality said:
can my fort have a flag made out of toilet paper?
Shut the f*** up! This was a serious thread until you had to ruin it :mad: .
 

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ahah. Toilet paper is in, don't worry. Also ghostbusters isn't exactly what i was thinking...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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My friend lived in a house of 5-6 ROTC guys with something like 35 guns between them, and they had a zombie contingency plan. That would be something I might be interested in.
 

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If you **** close the girl zombies, don't let 'em blow you. You'll leave without a c0ck.

I don't know about anyone else but my personal dream is to ride dinosaurs on the moon.
 
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Mctwist4 said:
I would kill all the guy zombies and **** close the girl zombies.
Aren't zombies the UNDEAD? So your basically screwing a dead body...Necrophilia is what YOU HAVE! I hope you have enough lube... and lets not forget how the p&ssy might fall apart like in GRINDHOUSE! EWWWW!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Cemetery Man!!! Great movie, cult classic.

I agree, everyone must have a zombie contingency plan. :D
 

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Make sure you have an axe handy.
You've got to go for the head every time, man.
Look, I know what I'm talking about.
Start practicing your head chopping skills NOW because the BIG ONE is coming.
They haven't told you yet. And the media is doing everything they can to not tell you because of the widespread panic it's going to cause.
So stock up on supplies and axes. You're going to have to do a lot of head chopping soon.
Oh, and BTW make sure you get lot of creatine and protein, you need to be really powerful, you can't afford to make mistakes. One swipe is what you're looking for. Get it done, before they get to you.

Peace out.
 

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When you say "supplies", I assume you mean "shotgun shells".

That axe business is for close quarters, in between reloads. You know... the ol' trusty standby. I call my plan B Betsy.

Man... don't you just love the boom/squish noise when those zombie heads pop?

Oooh, and the splatter! You just don't get the same mess with the "hatchet to the dome" move as you do with the point-blank rumpshaker action.

I've got like 20 bandoliers waitin' in my closet should any zombies come around my joint gettin' frisky and talkin' that moanin' and groanin' mess.

And start writing down your cool sayings now - you don't want to be left without a quip handy for after you peel a zombie's cap back. "Yahtzee!", "Ooops." and "Shaka Khan!" are a couple of my favorites. Don't get caught screaming "Yee-Haw" or "Yeah, baby", those are just corny. However, certain expressions, like "Get Some" and "Say hello to my lil' friend", never seem to get old. Feel free to custom taylor your signature quips to reflect your gear: "B is for Betsy... *chizzop* ...and b!tches...*chiz-iz-zop* b!tches!"
 

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Heart Break Kid said:
I feel dirty for laughing.
It's OK as long as you remember that we only do the girl zombies with them bent over a strong sofa or table, so they can't bite us. Details matter.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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