Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Would You Rather...?

HyenaPrince

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Would you rather:

1. Have a rather unattractive girlfriend who's obese and has, let's say, crooked and yellow teeth etc. But you drank a magic potion so you see and feel her as a perfectly fine HB10.

2. Have a legitimate HB10 which can also seen as such by other men. In this case though she has drank a magic potion that makes her obsessed with you. This means she won't even think about acting up or leaving you.

I'm sure you guys know where I'm getting at. I'm curious about your choices.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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zekko

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Isn't this the plot of Shallow Hal?

Anyway, I pick #2. Because loyalty is by far the rarest trait in women.
 

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Isn't this the plot of Shallow Hal?

Anyway, I pick #2. Because loyalty is by far the rarest trait in women.
Never saw that one. But wouldn't you think that the "ugly" one would be loyal as well?
 

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Never saw that one. But wouldn't you think that the "ugly" one would be loyal as well?
It's not a sure thing with any woman. #1 also has the drawback of you not seeing reality.
The main problem with #2 is the obsession, that could be a very big issue. But removing the disloyalty problem gets rid of a horde of female problems.
Neither option is ideal, but the rarity of loyalty, plus the rarity of 10s (which I don't even believe in) is too good for me to pass up.
 

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3. Cup of coffee and fresh bread

No one of this options attractive to me lol
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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