"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you obey your wife's command to urinate sitting down?

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I used to religiously leave the seat up just to assert my frame, but now I actually always close the lid because I thought of how that toilet water steadily evaporates into the air.
Similar reason here. To me, the inside of a toilet represents the most disgusting part of being human, so I want the regular state to be where it is hidden.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I have always put the lid down, also in public restrooms, I´m used to do it that way.
It´s a neutral ground, but otherwise, given the fact that both men and women sit to ****, I would mind leaving just the seat down. It´s true at least for me that you leave some stains when you pee standing up but I always clean them, even when they are from someone whom I live with, I can´t stand them neiter; sometimes it seems a joke when you hear women telling men to pee sitting down, I even remember one primary school teacher complaining about it.
I don´t understand why toilets don´t have some kind of hole that goes to the pipe that works as a urinal, it´s like they don´t care about male anatomy. When I get my own apartment I´m surely installing a wall urinal.
Edit: I didn´t realize this is a section for older people, sorry. Guess a moderator can delete this.
 
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I used to religiously leave the seat up just to assert my frame, but now I actually always close the lid because I thought of how that toilet water steadily evaporates into the air.
That right there is a new level of frugality. I like it!
 
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To be honest, though, I do sit down to pee when I wake up in the middle of the night. Larry David was right about that bit - fvck turning on the light.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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TyTe`EyEz said:
That right there is a new level of frugality. I like it!
LOL, it's not for the frugality. It's because I figure germs might be floating around in the air.
 

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LOL, it's not for the frugality. It's because I figure germs might be floating around in the air.
funny is you are right, I lower the lid too but jsut because 3 things, prevent from thing to drop in there (small bathrooms like in my office help on that), everytime you flush the water will spill, and vapor of water will go out, with the lid down it prevents most of it, and doing so it neutral she will still need to raise the lid to do anything, also
I never let my toothbrush in the bathroom anymore :p, I have a save clean place in another place to leave it, i'm sure no roaches and other insects will go.

but serious there was not a country, don't remember if was sueden, was one country in europe, who would pass a law to fine mens who piss standing, and make then all sit to pee, serious no guy hit his penis in the vase when sitting to pee?
 
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