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Sho-No-Luv

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Hep C.

Nuff said!
 

Thorninmyside

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Nigella Lawson is 50+ and I would smash her everyday and twice on Sunday.
 

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I see she has a recipe for Grasshopper Pie...is that how Carridine passed? lol
Nevermind, just joking. I know David's story. sad.
 

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A piece is a piece, and her bod still looks decent for her age. Only way I would kick her out is if I wanted a sammich afterwards.
 

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Just.....too......80s. Look at those teeth man, huge.slabs of space shuttle material.

I know we get laughed at for British teeth but the reverse is true from our side. Those teeth are intimidating....they fit the skull of a 6ft 5 man.
I've got to call BS on this one. If she came up putting that vag in your face, you'd pound it, you know you would. Old or young, would you want to marry her? No, probably not but would you want to pound it? Especially if you have gone without for a good bit? H*ll yes you would. It's the military effect. When I've been out in the field for a good bit, any female would look good enough just about.
 

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It was a joke, you don't call BS on a joke.

Is your wit high speed? It doesn't appear so!
so you put up a post with no hint or wink, type it up with no emotive direction one way or the other and someone takes you seriously and they are the dunce? Look again tool, look again.
 

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Are you autistic?

It's called dry British wit. I could think of 1000 women I would bang before her.

Given my standard is anyone 18-45 and female, yes, I most probably would have sex with her if I found a way of time-travelling. I am talking in relative perving terms and I do not like those teeth.

I don't recall postulating she isn't fvckworthy. You've made that connection yourself.
idiotic comments are what passes for british wit? that would explain why you're so obtuse. cherio british humor loving half-wit. go back to your regularly scheduled stupidity or I'll fart in your general direction.
 

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Pre- Tommy Lee widening her gash and filling her with diseases she was something else. Now, just another hag.
Right, right. She looks terrible!

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The pants aren't flattering, but I'd still hit that, based on this pic and minus the Hep-C.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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She's 50 ffs. What do we expect?
I never found her appealing either. Now she's 50. If she just looked 50, I would probably be okay with that, but she's got that bad plastic surgery look. Too much botox in the lips, and I've never been a fan of fake boobs. I bet those things on her chest are hard as rocks.
 

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I don't mind an older woman at all.

But an older woman with a feline face and bad bolt ons does nothing for me.
 

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I've met her. 15 years ago Her makeup is caked on, it looks great in pictures but, even then, you could tell she looked more than shriveled underneath it all.

I can't imagine what she looks like close up, make up or not, these days.
 

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I've met her. 15 years ago Her makeup is caked on, it looks great in pictures but, even then, you could tell she looked more than shriveled underneath it all.

I can't imagine what she looks like close up, make up or not, these days.
Hope you know you just ruined my fantasy lay…
I'll have to turn the lights off now.
 
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