"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Would you kick Pamela Anderson out of bed?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hep C.

Nuff said!
 

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Nigella Lawson is 50+ and I would smash her everyday and twice on Sunday.
 

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I see she has a recipe for Grasshopper Pie...is that how Carridine passed? lol
Nevermind, just joking. I know David's story. sad.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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A piece is a piece, and her bod still looks decent for her age. Only way I would kick her out is if I wanted a sammich afterwards.
 

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Just.....too......80s. Look at those teeth man, huge.slabs of space shuttle material.

I know we get laughed at for British teeth but the reverse is true from our side. Those teeth are intimidating....they fit the skull of a 6ft 5 man.
I've got to call BS on this one. If she came up putting that vag in your face, you'd pound it, you know you would. Old or young, would you want to marry her? No, probably not but would you want to pound it? Especially if you have gone without for a good bit? H*ll yes you would. It's the military effect. When I've been out in the field for a good bit, any female would look good enough just about.
 

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It was a joke, you don't call BS on a joke.

Is your wit high speed? It doesn't appear so!
so you put up a post with no hint or wink, type it up with no emotive direction one way or the other and someone takes you seriously and they are the dunce? Look again tool, look again.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Are you autistic?

It's called dry British wit. I could think of 1000 women I would bang before her.

Given my standard is anyone 18-45 and female, yes, I most probably would have sex with her if I found a way of time-travelling. I am talking in relative perving terms and I do not like those teeth.

I don't recall postulating she isn't fvckworthy. You've made that connection yourself.
idiotic comments are what passes for british wit? that would explain why you're so obtuse. cherio british humor loving half-wit. go back to your regularly scheduled stupidity or I'll fart in your general direction.
 

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Pre- Tommy Lee widening her gash and filling her with diseases she was something else. Now, just another hag.
Right, right. She looks terrible!

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The pants aren't flattering, but I'd still hit that, based on this pic and minus the Hep-C.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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She's 50 ffs. What do we expect?
I never found her appealing either. Now she's 50. If she just looked 50, I would probably be okay with that, but she's got that bad plastic surgery look. Too much botox in the lips, and I've never been a fan of fake boobs. I bet those things on her chest are hard as rocks.
 

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I don't mind an older woman at all.

But an older woman with a feline face and bad bolt ons does nothing for me.
 

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I've met her. 15 years ago Her makeup is caked on, it looks great in pictures but, even then, you could tell she looked more than shriveled underneath it all.

I can't imagine what she looks like close up, make up or not, these days.
 

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I've met her. 15 years ago Her makeup is caked on, it looks great in pictures but, even then, you could tell she looked more than shriveled underneath it all.

I can't imagine what she looks like close up, make up or not, these days.
Hope you know you just ruined my fantasy lay…
I'll have to turn the lights off now.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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