"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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would you guys?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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i got a friend who meets a lot of couples on craigslist and ****s the wife in front of the guy. i dont know if i could do it though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i have gotten a bj from a woman while her husband was 2 rooms over.
 
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Nygard said:
No, I'm more likely to slash her throat for being the lowest ***** ever born.

No one deserves to be KILLED for something that is cheating related.

Do you just have that attitude because you live in Columbia and you need it to survive, survival of the fittest style?
 

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If the husband isn't carrying with him a gun.
 
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War Against Betaism said:
If the husband isn't carrying with him a gun.

it would also be nice if he wasn't getting off while watching you fvck his wife - that would be a total turnoff for me, cuz for all I know, he's getting his gay azz off while looking at ME more than at her!
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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I think the OP means that this occurs with the husband's consent. This does actually happen more than you'd think. There are couples that allow one of the partners to fvck someone else while the other one watches/films.

The answer to the question is yes, as long as it's not recorded and the wife is hot enough. You never know how a tape like that could come back to bite you in the ass later on in your life.
 

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Lexington said:
I think the OP means that this occurs with the husband's consent. This does actually happen more than you'd think. There are couples that allow one of the partners to fvck someone else while the other one watches/films.

The answer to the question is yes, as long as it's not recorded and the wife is hot enough. You never know how a tape like that could come back to bite you in the ass later on in your life.
LOL, and thats what i'm afraid of... i don't know if shes hot enough yet i'm waiting on a pic... but if she is then i'll fvck her silly i don't give a sh*t pvssy is pvssy.
 

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morepoonplease said:
LOL, and thats what i'm afraid of... i don't know if shes hot enough yet i'm waiting on a pic... but if she is then i'll fvck her silly i don't give a sh*t pvssy is pvssy.
I for one would not do it. It's sick:nono:
 
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