morepoonplease
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Fvck a woman in front her husband if they asked you to?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
would you guys?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
teacha
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no.
actionjaxson
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i got a friend who meets a lot of couples on craigslist and ****s the wife in front of the guy. i dont know if i could do it though.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
backbreaker
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i have gotten a bj from a woman while her husband was 2 rooms over.
Nygard
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No, I'm more likely to slash her throat for being the lowest ***** ever born.
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Nygard said:No, I'm more likely to slash her throat for being the lowest ***** ever born.
No one deserves to be KILLED for something that is cheating related.
Do you just have that attitude because you live in Columbia and you need it to survive, survival of the fittest style?
War Against Betaism
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If the husband isn't carrying with him a gun.
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War Against Betaism said:If the husband isn't carrying with him a gun.
it would also be nice if he wasn't getting off while watching you fvck his wife - that would be a total turnoff for me, cuz for all I know, he's getting his gay azz off while looking at ME more than at her!
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I think the OP means that this occurs with the husband's consent. This does actually happen more than you'd think. There are couples that allow one of the partners to fvck someone else while the other one watches/films.
The answer to the question is yes, as long as it's not recorded and the wife is hot enough. You never know how a tape like that could come back to bite you in the ass later on in your life.
The answer to the question is yes, as long as it's not recorded and the wife is hot enough. You never know how a tape like that could come back to bite you in the ass later on in your life.
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LOL, and thats what i'm afraid of... i don't know if shes hot enough yet i'm waiting on a pic... but if she is then i'll fvck her silly i don't give a sh*t pvssy is pvssy.Lexington said:I think the OP means that this occurs with the husband's consent. This does actually happen more than you'd think. There are couples that allow one of the partners to fvck someone else while the other one watches/films.
The answer to the question is yes, as long as it's not recorded and the wife is hot enough. You never know how a tape like that could come back to bite you in the ass later on in your life.
5string
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I for one would not do it. It's sick:nono:morepoonplease said:LOL, and thats what i'm afraid of... i don't know if shes hot enough yet i'm waiting on a pic... but if she is then i'll fvck her silly i don't give a sh*t pvssy is pvssy.