"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Would you ever try to talk to a chick in underwear sec. in the store?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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sybertiger

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You would HAVE to make a joke about the uncomfortableness, crassness, etc of the situation before you even had a chance. After that, yes! You can make it a source of humor throughout the situation
 

knight56

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Well all that i was trying to say is something what if you see a hottie shopping for a thong or bra would you go up to her and talk to her.

What is so funny is that most of the time when i walk by there and some hotties are shopping some turn red or put down what there looking at :D
 

tom121

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"hey do you think that pink thong would look good on me?" :rolleyes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ShizamDaMan

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Originally posted by tom121
"hey do you think that pink thong would look good on me?" :rolleyes:
Hah, now THAT'S the way to go about it :)
 

sfalexi

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My opener for that situation (works pretty well most of the time) is, "You know, that one's not too bad, but if you REALLY wanna see something sexy, try this one . . . " Pick a different type, then hold it up to YOUR crotch and say, "You can see what I mean right? How the lines compliment my thighs?"

Alexi
 
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