"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Would you ever say this to a woman?

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Poonani Maker

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wjh said:
I would NEVER say anything like that.
You're thinkin with your logical mind dude, women aren't logical!
 

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I'm sorry! I'd laugh in your face before you got to line 3. It sounds very canned, chick-flick, AFC and hyper-romantic. Like a creepy guy TRYING to get in a girl's pants at any cost.

Now if we'd been dating for 6 months, and you said this in front of a fire with a glass of wine....yeah, it would work.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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WaterTiger said:
I'm sorry! I'd laugh in your face before you got to line 3. It sounds very canned, chick-flick, AFC and hyper-romantic. Like a creepy guy TRYING to get in a girl's pants at any cost....
See, I told 'ya it sounded a lot like Speed Seduction!
 

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poonanimaker, there are easier ways to get laid. patterning is old-school, like 1980's Ross Jefferies material.

When i first got into the game, i just got laughed at or a WTF look when i ran these patterns. seriously, who talks like that...
 

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"Wow, you're like, the most self-actualized, sensitive and attuned guy I've ever met. It's like our epic, existentialism connects on a metaphysical frequency. It must be something beyond our synergistic dynamic that's brought us into this collective togetherness."

",..so, how 'bout we connect on a more physical level now?"

"Ahhw, you're like really esoteric and all, but I'm like really hot to ƒuck Rocco over here. He rides a Harley and has tats and is all about freedom. Peace. Stay cool."
 

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Women love poets.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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