Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Would you do the Bald Britney Spears

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'd do'er bro
 

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in answer to your question.... See above.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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ahhhhhhh!!!

no way. I like a girl with hair on her head :)
 

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DJDamage said:
I wouldn't touch her to begin with. Drunken trashy hor with 2 kids is not what I am looking for.
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
^^^5 years ago I thought she was very attractive. Now days, if I saw a girl who looks like her at a bar, I wouldn't even bother. Especially now when she is bald, I like a girl with hair.

Still, with regards to the original question of the post. It's briney spears. I think I'd do her solely for the bragging rights :rockon:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go.

the american market always pushes older, busty, heavier broads who are celebrities. cameron diaz, demi moore, etc. whatever.

even victoria secrets is a joke. those broads were "it" girls a decade ago in the high fashion industry. they were being had by a bunch of older swarthy model managers. having spent enough time in a few places that produce oodles of high-fashion girls i can tell you that your "movie stars" and "rock stars" are in the back of the line so to speak :whistle: i will also say that if you like the long elegant looking look, you should head to the former evil empire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Seymour
great example of what i am saying. boyfriend was a married model manager when she was 15 (when she was big in the fashion world), victoria secrets/sports illustrated in 20's, dated rock star in 20's, married media mogul in 30's, gap ads when she is a mommy.
 

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I didn't have any particular want to see her and i think my favorite quotes from the articles are these.

"Britney is exhibiting an extreme exaggeration of the behavior of the young starlets out there today. Britney, who once had a thriving career as a pop star, now seems to have no career at all, " said Ian Drew of Us Weekly magazine.
'nuff said
As for the new bald look, one fan who's not terribly thrilled said, "It looks terrible."
paradoxical?

comic_relief
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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sparky0000 said:
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go...
Yep, I agree. I don't usually go for media stars, they're too glammed up for me. Although I did think Jessica Alba was hot when she was on Dark Angel. That infactuation was as short lived as the show.

Right now if I had to choose my top choices in the industry would be (in no particular order) Sheryl Crow, Salma Hyek, Sandra Bullock, MarisaTormei and whomever the actress is that does the television ads for L'Oreal or Oil of Olay, can't remember. None of them seem to have been through the media meat grinder as most of the popular "it" broads.
 

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Jenny McCarthy isn't as trashy as Anna Nicole or Britney.
 

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sparky0000 said:
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go.

the american market always pushes older, busty, heavier broads who are celebrities. cameron diaz, demi moore, etc. whatever.
Here Here! Good post!

I think Britney Spears still looks good with her new "haircut" as it emphesis her pretty eyes and it helps her lose her teen idol image. She looked better with hair but she still looks hot now
 

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All this and I still have to endure her sh1tty music... fvck no.
 

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BTW, no hair = lesbo.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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MrS said:
Jenny McCarthy isn't as trashy as Anna Nicole or Britney.
True. But it's not the trashy factor, I just never felt that any of them were all that attractive.
 

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Britney Spears after taking 6 oxycotton's and watching V For Vendetta: I should do that.
 

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Deus thats true. My old school the prinicipal and two english teachers were the only lesbian teachers in the school and they all had short hair. Says something.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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