"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Would you do the Bald Britney Spears

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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I'd do'er bro
 

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in answer to your question.... See above.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ahhhhhhh!!!

no way. I like a girl with hair on her head :)
 

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DJDamage said:
I wouldn't touch her to begin with. Drunken trashy hor with 2 kids is not what I am looking for.
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
^^^5 years ago I thought she was very attractive. Now days, if I saw a girl who looks like her at a bar, I wouldn't even bother. Especially now when she is bald, I like a girl with hair.

Still, with regards to the original question of the post. It's briney spears. I think I'd do her solely for the bragging rights :rockon:
 

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Francisco d'Anconia said:
I never understood the attraction guys have with her, even before she started coming of age. Kinda the same thing as Anna Nicole and Jenny McCarthy.
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go.

the american market always pushes older, busty, heavier broads who are celebrities. cameron diaz, demi moore, etc. whatever.

even victoria secrets is a joke. those broads were "it" girls a decade ago in the high fashion industry. they were being had by a bunch of older swarthy model managers. having spent enough time in a few places that produce oodles of high-fashion girls i can tell you that your "movie stars" and "rock stars" are in the back of the line so to speak :whistle: i will also say that if you like the long elegant looking look, you should head to the former evil empire.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephanie_Seymour
great example of what i am saying. boyfriend was a married model manager when she was 15 (when she was big in the fashion world), victoria secrets/sports illustrated in 20's, dated rock star in 20's, married media mogul in 30's, gap ads when she is a mommy.
 

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I didn't have any particular want to see her and i think my favorite quotes from the articles are these.

"Britney is exhibiting an extreme exaggeration of the behavior of the young starlets out there today. Britney, who once had a thriving career as a pop star, now seems to have no career at all, " said Ian Drew of Us Weekly magazine.
'nuff said
As for the new bald look, one fan who's not terribly thrilled said, "It looks terrible."
paradoxical?

comic_relief
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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sparky0000 said:
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go...
Yep, I agree. I don't usually go for media stars, they're too glammed up for me. Although I did think Jessica Alba was hot when she was on Dark Angel. That infactuation was as short lived as the show.

Right now if I had to choose my top choices in the industry would be (in no particular order) Sheryl Crow, Salma Hyek, Sandra Bullock, MarisaTormei and whomever the actress is that does the television ads for L'Oreal or Oil of Olay, can't remember. None of them seem to have been through the media meat grinder as most of the popular "it" broads.
 

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Jenny McCarthy isn't as trashy as Anna Nicole or Britney.
 

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sparky0000 said:
wall street pushes their "it" broads. they tell sappy dudes who is supposed to be hot and the sappy dudes say, "damn, she is a hottie." they slap her ugly mug on men's magazine covers and place her in a few commercials and there you go.

the american market always pushes older, busty, heavier broads who are celebrities. cameron diaz, demi moore, etc. whatever.
Here Here! Good post!

I think Britney Spears still looks good with her new "haircut" as it emphesis her pretty eyes and it helps her lose her teen idol image. She looked better with hair but she still looks hot now
 

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All this and I still have to endure her sh1tty music... fvck no.
 

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BTW, no hair = lesbo.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrS said:
Jenny McCarthy isn't as trashy as Anna Nicole or Britney.
True. But it's not the trashy factor, I just never felt that any of them were all that attractive.
 

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Britney Spears after taking 6 oxycotton's and watching V For Vendetta: I should do that.
 

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Deus thats true. My old school the prinicipal and two english teachers were the only lesbian teachers in the school and they all had short hair. Says something.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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